$40 spanking! PLUS you get English lessons!

spankings

Don’t love me. Just give me baby.

mother4me

No hockers!

lookin4friend

Marry me! I’m Mexican!

legalstat

I don’t want sex. I just want BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!

playwitbreasts

Getting right to the point…

datinfukin

I swim. I get girls. So what?

wannaswim

I don't even know what to write for this….

remotevoyeur

Reason #64 – Language Barriers

Awww how sweet. It’s pretty clear that this guy’s interests are completely selfless. I mean he just really wants to help girls learn the language. I mean… umm… CUTE girls learn the language.  You can’t go wrong here. I mean after all, everybody likes him! He says so!

teachenglish

Missed Connection at Jury Duty

I’ve always thought Jury Duty, although not the most romantic place, could be a great place to meet your mate. Think about it. You’re just sitting around in a room, bored out of your mind, listening to dudes in suits talk about “exhibit B” ‘s and “violations of code such and such”, how can you not just check out the other jurors?  Apparently the guy that placed this ad feels the same way I do.

CLjuryduty