Just because you’re good at something, doesn’t mean you should choose a picture of you doing it as your main personal ad pic. Yoga-man is obviously trying to show the ladies how flexible he can be. Either that or his left tricept is the largest muscle on his body and this was the only picture he had showcasing that.

Even this little grandpa – see him looking at porn in the Mac store!!!

via @psychosyntax on Twitter:

They want you to come over to their house
and give you egg nogg and tell you about their
recent trip to Virginia Beach! Oh and just when
you think it’s over, they want you to help them
decide what to name their first baby! See they
just can’t seem to decide from Alexis and
Amanda. God! It’s so tricky being a parent!