Funny Love Texts #1

(516): Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?

(519): Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

(720): He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being “almost”.

(203): The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled “why don’t i have a girlfriend?” the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single

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