First, some background:  CNN Money published an article last week entitled, Best Places for the Rich and Single.  Really?  I say if you want to be happy, the best places to live are where the women love sports as much as the men.  THAT’s where you’ll find your soulmate!

Let’s face it, when looking for a soulmate it’s extremely important to find qualities in them that are timeless and impervious to economic forces. Money can go just as easily as it came (as we all learned the past year and a half) but no one can take away the  love of sports! And a girl that will curl up on the couch with me on a Sunday in the Fall, with our two mugs of herbal tea, crackers and humus… We each have our laptops out as we set our fantasy football lineups? I tell her, “Don’t start Clinton portis! Redskins are playing Pittsburg – that defense is too tough against the run. Go with Lendale White today!” And she’s all like, “What are you gonna do about your quarterback situation? I told you not to draft old man Kurt Warner. Too susceptible to injury, baby!” Well there’s someone I can totally grow old with…

So with no further ado, cue the horns: “duh duh duh duuhhhhh! Presenting the Top Five Cities to Find Chicks that Love Sports!”

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