People Share The Ridiculous Reasons They’re Single, And We Relate
Every so often, Jimmy Fallon will challenge his followers. This time he asked them to share a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason why they're still single. The hashtag #WhyImSingle went viral with responses flooding in. Some were petty, some were ridiculous, and yet they were still quite relatable.
Here are some of the best ones.
SpongeBob Is Not A Credible Source
We're not sure that following the way of life of a yellow sponge who lives underwater yet works in a diner is going to get you very far in life.
Even SpongeBob has been single since he first came on screen in 1999.
Tell Them How You Really Feel
There's no point sugarcoating and leading someone on. Might as well be honest and give them closure, right?
You are, however, risking sounding like a real joke when they tell everyone you broke up with them because they mispronounced "salmon."
All The Good Ones "Argon"
You know what else is gone nowadays? People with a sense of humor. We hope Trish finds someone who appreciates her clever jokes and knowledge of chemistry.
The right man for her would have laughed. We certainly did.
Movie Time For Everyone
We're on board with most of the reasons on this list, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
We'd understand if she did this from the comfort of her home, but there's no reason to take away seats from real, breathing humans so that her figurines can attend instead.
Inspired By Dr. Seuss
We're not here to judge, but this is how our hair looks waking up in the morning too.
From the looks of her profile picture, this isn't her look every day. However, they do say that love is blind, so we're sure there's someone out there who would be into it.
One Drink Too Many
In her defense, sharing is caring. Drinking tends to amplify people's best or worst traits, so it seems like even when she's been drinking, this woman is a generous giver!
We hope her date was able to see that in her too.
Compliment Or Roast
Despite Sid being adorable, he's not the smartest cookie. We wouldn't want to be compared to him either.
We don't recommend roasting anyone as an opening line anyway. Just stick with compliments.
A Self-Sabotage Expert
We can definitely also admit that the reason we're still single is because we're our own worst enemies.
Between overthinking every small detail and sending four follow-up texts just in case the last three didn't send, we completely empathize.
Blame The Dreams
Dreams feel so real that sometimes it's hard to distinguish them from reality.
Plus, dreams are supposed to reveal what's happening in the subconscious, so what if they're revealing real reasons we should be mad?
Snacks Are Not To Be Shared
We're convinced that the only way to make a relationship work is to find someone who likes all the opposite snacks as you.
This is the only way you won't fight over who finished the bag of chips you've been saving for cheat day.
From Doritos To Rounditos
We feed Doritos to our children and none of them have complained about them being "too sharp."
This also sounds so time-consuming, and we'd be done the whole bag by the time they cut off the corners of one chip.
The Day Doesn't Have Enough Hours
We're confused...how many hours does this person spend awake? We're not even awake for 18 hours a day in the first place.
However, we support alone time. It's the only time we can sip on a whole bottle of wine with no one around to judge.
Sending Subtle Messages
If you're ever looking for an easy way out, this woman has it figured out. Believe it or not, some people are single by choice.
In fact, they dream of the moment they can be single again after years of being stuck in a relationship.
Guess It Runs In The Family
Flirting is hard when, as soon as they smile at you, the nerves kick in and you barely remember your own name.
On the bright side, if it doesn't work out with this guy, maybe it will with his mom if she's single too.
Just Be Yourself
In the age of manifestation and affirmations, we're here for this. Tell yourself what you want to hear! Build that confidence!
The real message is to just be yourself, even if that has made you single all this time. The right person will love you for it.
