Tweets About Valentine’s Day That Are Way Too Real For Single People
Let's be honest, the internet is a minefield of love and depression on Valentine's Day.
It's a delicate balance between the two, but you can at least guarantee that there will be some pretty comical takes to grace your newsfeed.
The Manager Thinks They Found A Loophole
The only thing worse than being lonely and single on Valentine's Day might just be getting called into work by a manager who is taking advantage of your relationship status.
This is definitely not workplace ethical.
Here's Your Meal With A Side Of Chaos
You could be boring and sit at home on Valentine's Day, or you could head out on the town to cause complete chaos in random people's lives.
It's clear that this woman chooses chaos every time.
Self-Love Is Key
There is nothing wrong with treating yourself to the self-pampering you deserve.
Take a page out of Cher's book in Clueless and buy yourself some pretty flowers, complete with a love note because you deserve it.
Saving Money Is As Easy As Staying Single
It turns out that being single is actually great for your finances. You don't have to splurge on birthdays, Christmas, and especially Valentine's Day.
Save yourself the money and the heartbreak and just stay single.
There Is Always A Silver Lining
This hilarious tweet proves that somehow there is a Valentine's Day x COVID-19 joke to be made.
There are actually quite a few, but they are equal parts sad and funny so we decided to skip them.
TikTok Is Influencing The Youths
TikTok has set the bar far too high for some things and Valentine's Day is one of them.
Thankfully, it also sets the bar pretty low when it comes to healthy relationships, so try not to read too much into it.
What Our Plans Look Like
This looks like the best possible version of Galentine's day.
Pink loungewear, snacks, and self-care are all that anyone really needs on V-day anyway, plus some time to talk s*** with your besties.
He's Not Wrong, But He's Not Right
Some boyfriends will jump through hoops and over hurdles if it means they can get out of doing the bare minimum.
Others are just jokesters and insist on making their girlfriend sweat a little over whether he's going to pull through.
A Little Girl Wise Beyond Her Years
All the rumors are true, Valentine's Day is overrated, so you might as well listen to Lizzo in peace with a heaping bowl of Thai food.
This little girl is figuring out life lessons early on.
Just Bring The Bread
Flowers and chocolates are overrated and overpriced—this woman's love language is carbs.
Olive Garden breadsticks are cheaper than roses and some people would argue they smell better too. Give us all the bread.
Just A Casual Bouquet... Oh, Wait...
This woman knows that flowers are great, but cash is king.
Luckily for the lovers in her life, she uploaded this photo directing them to her ideal gift. It's equal parts expensive and extra.
Cheers To Forever
This person probably wakes up every day and chooses sabotage.
Working on Valentine's Day at a restaurant is likely tiring, but not enough to cause this kind of mayhem in someone random people's lives.
Whose Idea Was This Whole Thing?
Brian puts it about as bluntly as possible: Whose idea was this whole thing anyway?
Haven't we evolved out of V-day yet? We have already served enough time cracking teeth on candy hearts!
Mark It On The Calendar
There is a national day of recognition for almost everything it seems.
Maybe we should talk about how important days like Pancake Day are being overshadowed by mundane ones like Valentine's Day.
Tip Your Wax Lady Extra, Y'all
Aestheticians are always hustling hard around the holidays for their clients, but the week surrounding Valentine's Day is one of the busiest of the year.
They must need to detox and wash their eyeballs by the end of it all.
Timeline Is About To Look Real Lonely
The internet is an exhausting place to be on February 14. It might be best to ditch your phone for most of the day, especially if you're in a single funk.
Even if you're not, the comparison game is a slippery slope.
The Instagram Girlfriend Never Misses A Shot
Is it really even a date if it didn't make it onto Instagram? Lots of women would say absolutely not.
It's a staple for hot girls to post their dates online, it just comes with the territory.
Filtering Text Messages For Sanity Reasons
Is it too much to ask that if our phone dings on Valentine's Day, it's a super handsome man confessing his love?
Out of respect, friends and family can kindly contact us on the 15.
The Pizza Queen Has Spoken
Somehow this person's Domino's pizza credentials make her even more attractive.
She is clearly a trained veteran in the art of getting takeout pizza and has no shame about it.
Valentine's Day Is A Scam
This tweet seems comically bitter at first but it becomes clear that her final intention was just a little bit of sarcasm.
She considers herself a "better, higher quality scam" than the pink and red hearts of V-day.
