Looking For Love? This Man’s Dating Website Puts All Other Profiles To Shame
There's a lot of effort that goes into dating nowadays, and with the rise of online dating apps like Tinder, people have to get extra creative in order to make their profiles stand out.
But as one Missouri man put it, "Dating has never been harder," so he's ditching traditional dating methods and trying to find true love by creating his own dating website.
Meet Colin O'Brien
Based in St. Louis, Missouri, a man named Colin O'Brien has ditched traditional dating apps and blind dates in lieu of something a little more creative. He created his own dating website called datecolinobrien.com.
"This website is Colin O'Brien’s genuine attempt to meet new people and go on more dates," his website reads. "Colin loves a good bit, but he's also a real-life person looking for someone to share his life with."
Let's Get To Know Him Better
So, what do we know about our bachelor Colin? According to his website, he's 29 years old and produces theater for the St. Louis Shakespeare Festival (a cultured man!), while also operating his own side business. He loves to plan annual Christmas parties and enjoys reading and watching movies. While he has a love of junk food, he's also training for a marathon.
"Just in case that's not quite enough for you, he’s working towards an MBA at Saint Louis University as well."
Fast Facts And Stats
If you're still not sold on our man Colin, his website also features a page of his stats.
He's 5'10" tall, weighs 220 pounds, and his income tax bracket is between $40,126 to $85,525. Colin's zodiac sign is Taurus, he belongs to the Gryffindor Harry Potter house, and his Myers-Briggs personality type is ENFJ (in case any eligible female psychologists are wondering).
Pros And Cons
In order to truly set himself apart from other bachelors, Colin has a "pros and cons" list on his website. He lists himself as having a great sense of humor, enjoying tennis, having wonderful family and friends, an interesting career, and "lives in a cool carriage house."
So you might be wondering then what are his "cons"? Well, he's apparently bad at tennis, eats pizza once a week, is not particularly stylish, thinks he knows everything, has a fear of medical procedures, and "needs to be liked by everyone." All minor inconveniences!
Testimonials
Anyone who's ever applied for a job knows how important references are, and it seems like Colin is the same way. On his website is a list of testimonials from family, friends, and former lovers who can attest to what a great guy Colin is.
"My son Colin is a very kind and thoughtful person who would be a lot of fun on a date," said Colin's mom. And if you can't trust someone's mother then who can you trust?
Get Involved
If you ladies know a lovely Juliet who'd be perfect for Colin, you can select the "Get Involved" tab on the website.
From requesting free postcards to telling your single friends and arranging a double date, there are plenty of options to help spread the word among eligible women and ultimately "help Colin get a girlfriend."
Colin O'Brien Merch
Nowadays, popular musicians and even YouTubers have their own merchandise—or "merch" as the youth of today say—in order to promote and expand their unique brand. And our pal Colin here is no exception.
From t-shirts to mugs, hats, stickers, and even leggings, Colin has his own brand of merch advertising his website in hopes of finding true love—and it's so reasonably priced too!
So, Are You Interested?
Have you finished looking through Colin's website and find yourself completely enamored with him? Are you in the St. Louis area and after years of dating figure you have nothing left to lose? Well, then you've come to the right place!
If you're interested in giving Colin a chance, select the "Start A Conversation" tab on the website. From here, you can submit your phone number or email and start chatting with your potential Romeo (but you know, hopefully with a happier ending). Good luck, you lovebirds!
