Amazon Sells Finger Covers For Garbage People Who Want Clean Hands While Destroying Cheetos
In this episode of "how far have we fallen as a species" we've decided to stop washing our hands and just buy some finger covers for when we want to go in on some Cheetos.
Amazon now sells "Chip Fingers" to keep your hands nice and clean while you're snacking because there literally wasn't a solution until now. It hurts to say this, but these would actually be kind of nice. An even nicer part is that it only costs $10.29 for a piece of your dignity. That's a bargain.
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They're Silicone And More Importantly, Stylish
This absolutely necessary product is here to fill a very niche need in your life that you've probably just been taking lying down for years. It's here to remind you that you should never have to stoop to hand-washing to get that Cheeto dust off, not when you can count on science to keep it off.
These babies are made from food-grade silicone, are washable, reusable, dishwasher safe, and heat resistant. You literally can crush an entire bag of Cheetos then just shake your hands as if nothing happened. Honestly, this is the kind of innovation we need today.
They Won't Jack Up Your Manicure
Whoever invented these truly knew the struggles of the modern woman. We've all had our nails did and then sat down on the couch to dive into a bag of snacks when we realized that our manicure is going to hold us back. We have to grab a bowl and adopt this slow, dainty picking method or the crumbs will absolutely get under our nails and drive us insane.
These finger covers are here to be real ones for us in this situation because they've got little holes for your nails to stick through at the top. They protect your manicure while letting you go animal on some snacks, and I am so here for this best of both worlds.
They Work For A Ton Of Other Things
Okay, so, maybe you're eating Cheetos or other dusty chips a certain amount of times per week, but what are you doing with the rest of your life? The inventors of these finger covers really thought about that and presented to us unlimited horizons with their groundbreaking creation.
Since these are made from heat resistant silicone, you can literally flat iron or curl your hair using them, prep hot food, and add a little protection while chopping food. Also, an insider tip is that they're great if you're a hard typer on the keyboard. That's all Cheeto, no dust, okayyy.
