Chaotic Mothers Who Prove We Got It From Our Mommas
When you're young, you see your parents as simply your parents: two people who are devoted to raising you. As you get older, you realize that they are real people with real lives, just like you.
It's a cliché to believe that you're going to turn into your mom when you grow up, but in reality, our moms were the blueprint for our chaotic tendencies.
Sorry, I Can't Hear You!
I may be a rude person who would turn the volume of something up to emphasize that I am ignoring someone, but trust me—I learned the technique from my mom.
We All Know The Mom Was The Winner
I'm glad to know that thee fact that a woman's immediate response to dealing with a man's garbage is to put on "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo and have a solo dance party is an instinct that transcends generations.
I Wish I Had Her Confidence
If I was a bystander at this bar, I would be looking on in awe at this woman and maybe even taking notes because her execution was flawless. I need lessons on how to flirt from her.
She Acts Like She Wasn't Even There For The Birth
I've heard a lot of women say that the birth of their child is a life-changing moment that you never forget, but clearly this mom's memory is a bit hazy because she can't even remember the date.
Sir, You Should've Known What You Were Getting Yourself Into
I'm out here to boo men who want to marry a baddie but expect her to stop getting attention for being hot after they get married. Sis, go ahead and show what you've got online!
How Do You Get Suspended From Twitter Multiple Times?
I'll be upfront: I say some controversial and borderline insane things online on a regular basis, and never have I had so much as one tweet reported. How did she get multiple suspensions?
Keep Her Legacy Going, Good Son
This woman really said "men are worthless," collected her things, and went through one of the most painful human experiences by herself. I wish I could harness that level of petty energy.
This Attitude? Oh, It's Inherited
When they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, they mean that a girl is just as moody as her mama was, and you can see it all over both of their faces.
I Mean, If It Works, It Works
This woman thought, I don't want to hear my man's voice or even see him speaking in the chat! As someone who blocks a man the second they annoy me, I look up to her.
This Is A Very Important Conversation!
Here is one of the things I love about women: it doesn't matter what age they are—they will get drunk and befriend just about any woman in their proximity, and it's so wholesome.
I Will Force My Future Husband To Take My Instagram Pics
If my future husband isn't willing to move multiple pieces of furniture then spend minutes taking pictures until one is perfect enough to put on social media, I don't want him!
My Kids Will Be Raised Knowing Ryan Gosling Was A Hottie
Was I raised with my mother constantly reminding me that she had a crush on Robert Redford? Yes. Will my daughter be raised knowing I had a crush on Chris Hemsworth? Also yes.
Ghosting Isn't Anything New
It is always like a shock to the system when my mom casually mentions a past boyfriend and I'm forced to remember she dated people before my dad. Nice to know women were leaving men high and dry in the past too!
Honestly, Something I Would Do
I can't count the number of times I've gotten drunk off of boxed wine with my gal pals and ended up posting way too many things online that I regret when I wake up, but I'm glad to know the behavior doesn't stop with age.
You Know, Everybody Makes Mistakes
I look back on my past relationships with a fair amount of regret thinking that I should have known better, but it's nice to know that moms, too, have the same sentiments.
Stubbornness Is An Inherited Trait
Naturally, this mother-daughter duo could simply admit defeat and go eat the meal they're both desperate for, but their mutual refusal to be proven wrong drives their determination. It's kind of beautiful.
It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes
The day you get married is supposed to be the most important day of your life. I hope the photographer got a lot of pictures for the wedding because she will be needing them.
Moms Are The Masters Of The Backhanded Compliment
I feel like the second every woman officially becomes a mom, they develop the ability to deliver a compliment that is simultaneously a devastating insult all in one quick phrase.
The Parallels Are Astounding
Daughters (especially teenage ones) are known to be sassy, a bit sensitive, and talk back, but who do you think they learned it from? Learning quips is merely part of the circle of life.
All In All, I Am So Thankful For My Mom
My mom might be a borderline psycho who once was mad at my father for a whole week because he cheated on her in a dream, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I love you, Mom.
