Cringy Texts People Accidentally Sent Their Bosses, And They Should Just Quit And Leave The Country
Maybe you have a job, or maybe you're holding it down like Jan on The Office with her failing artisan candle business. I don't judge. What I do judge, however, is people not giving the contact they're sending their wild texts a quick check to make sure it's not their boss.
Here are some people who sent some cringe texts to their bosses and now they shouldn't even bother coming in on Monday. Seriously, we feel kinda bad for these people but we hope they're having a great time being fun-employed because the results are a spectacular dumpster fire and they chose to share their nightmare scenarios with the entire internet.
A Low Key Existential Crisis But She Can Still Work The 2pm Shift
The boss probably didn't respond to this because they were dead too. If going into work is soul-crushing enough for you that you create some Snapchat art about it then text it to your friend, then maybe others are as passionate about how brutal it is as you are.
Good Thing She Drunk Texted Her Boss Saying She'd Be Late, Close Call
Thank GOD this girl's drunk selfie is right on top of her schedule and she is planning ahead for those rough mornings. Otherwise she would've looked so silly being late to work. Ergh.
Danny Found A Way To Tell Her Boss After All
Problem solved Danny, no worries about how to break it to them because you've gone and done it. Looks like she would've just kept ghosting her boss though, since she was definitely avoiding that Friday shift text.
Tell Us How You Really Feel About The Selfie, Boss
I can't even look at this it's so cringe. How are you going to send a selfie like that to a savage like your boss without checking? RIP to this girl because her boss's cutthroat response just sent her to the grave.
Chances Are Ernie, The Head Hauncho, Wasn't Supposed To See This
Imagine having such poor enough vision that you text your boss talking smack about him instead of a group chat with three other people. I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that the group "figuring something out" is directly related to be being back on the job hunt.
The Classic Order From The Liquor Store Text
I mean, not sure what's more embarrassing, the fact that they did this, or the fact that they drink Modelo. Really? A pilsner-style lager? What are you, a frat boy in Mexico "experiencing the culture" while taking his first baby steps away from Bud Light? They should text their boss back and order some IPAs like an educated person.
I'm Pretty Sure "You Up?" Doesn't Go To Your Boss Or Sister
Sure you did, suuuuuurrrrrreeeee. "You up?" is an incredibly wild thing to text your boss but there's no way you texted your sister that. If I text someone a "you up?" I know dang well who I'm sending it to.
This Frisky Kitty Photo Is One Way To Slide Into Your Bosses DMs.
If you're going to slide into boss's DMs with a kitty pic, at least it's one of an actual cat. This person probably isn't losing their job over this, but their boss might be wondering how inept they are at flirting.
At Least It Wasn't A Nude
Honestly, she should keep sending her boss this selfie content since they clearly love it. Just look at that, two freaking laugh-crying emojis? And a "haha?" That's basically a round of applause at a comedy club.
The Boss Who Got The Accidental Invite, But Maybe It Wasn't A Mistake?
This article doesn't have a lot of fun bosses, so the fact that this person found one out there in the wild means that they should take advantage of the situation and invite them out. They wanna party.
"I'll Be In For Eight, XOXO"
I'm going to start ending all of my work emails with "XOXO" because this is some spicy flavor to add a little pizzazz to any workday. Sure, this probably got this person fired or some strange looks from HR, but at least there's a chance they could be Gossip Girl.
"I Love You" Blows But At Least It's Nice
Listen, texting your boss saying "I love you" is wildly inappropriate and likely a step in your relationship that you can't emotionally handle, but at least it won't get you fired. Who knows, you might be walking in on Monday to a bouquet of roses and a new horizon.
She Probably Marked This One As Urgent
Sometimes your boss is your boss. Other times your boss is like a parental figure to you. And then other times there's a massive, probably irradiated, big o'l cockroach crawling up the wall and you immediately text work mom and dad.
A Wild Homicide One From The Boss For A Change
This is not a "good morning Ryan," this is a very bad morning, Ryan. There was a murder in the driveway with a candlestick and Colonel mustard was nowhere to be found and this boss is acting like everything is normal. That's pretty suspicious.
He Thought Of The Perfect Excuse While Drunk: Neighbor's Cat Funeral
The neighbor's cat funeral for a pet you didn't vibe with is the perfect excuse that they're not gonna question because it's insane, potentially a tender topic, and they don't want to end up like the cat.
Where Are You [Aggresively Redacted]?
How is Shannon this cool? Is this real? Like, one of your employees just straight up called you a bad word and you don't care at all. I want to have as much fun at home as Shannon because she seems zen as all get out.
It's A Lil Red Flag If You Text About Your Salary And She Ignores You
Yeah, hmmmmm. This tweet is for anyone who's ever had an issue with their bosses paying them on time or paying them the right amount. Suddenly they're "sick" or "bankrupt" or "deceased" right when payday rolls around.
Not Sure Whether I'm More Concerned About The Text Or The Fact The Boss Calls Him "PeeWee"
Peewee didn't even apologize to their boss and I'm shocked by that. Maybe they're so pissed about the workplace nickname that they just don't care anymore. Which I understand, oh my God do I understand.
The Person Who Was "Bored" At Work And Soon To Be Bored At Home
I didn't realize there was any other emotion to feel at work other than "bored" or "so stressed out I can hear the colors of the wall paint." You can tell someone really hasn't worked very much if this is a text-worthy topic.
She Broke The Toilet But Not Her Boss's Trust
The truth will set you free. This person probably realized they couldn't get away with the crime for whatever reason and then sent the second text. I hope they feel better because the toilet and their boss most certainly do not.
