People Who Have Such Messy Energy That We Feel A Little More Normal
Have you ever met someone who just exudes chaotic vibes from their very existence? Someone who seems to, instead of a brain, just have a little tornado whipping around their head 24/7? While they're definitely a bit messy to deal with, they sure are entertaining.
Here are people who shared their messiest thoughts on Twitter and we're here for it.
Over Trevor Noah?
For those who don't know, Trevor Noah is the host of The Daily Show, but that's not the point. The point is that, after over 20 years of marriage, this woman was ready to end it all over her husband not knowing him.
That Was Not What I Was Expecting
When you see someone post a romantic photo onto their social media, you expect there to be a heartfelt, sappy caption. They had us in the first half, but that went downhill really quickly.
The Owl Does Get Pretty Threatening
Imagine the world we live in where it's less embarrassing to say that you're taking illegal substances than that you're committed to upholding your streak on Duolingo. C'est très bizarre.
It Really Do Be Like That
Most people just avoid letting them know that they're having an event if they can't invite everyone they love to it, but I have no doubt some girl is audacious enough to pull this stunt.
It's A Wholesome Holiday, Ma'am!
Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time where you gather with your family, lie about what you're thankful for, and tolerate your belligerently drunk uncle. It's not a holiday where you mention how thirsty you are on the internet.
Is This Professor Doing Okay?
There's so much going on in this one email. Is he doing okay following his gunshot wound? Why is he getting a messy divorce? Lastly, why is he including this all in an email to his students?
This Is Next-Level Cat Mom Behavior
What level of cat mom do you have to reach in order to actually build miniature twin beds in a tiny little room for your cats to sleep in instead of just, idk, letting them sleep on a chair?
That's One Response
Anyone who has worked in retail before knows how irritating it is to deal with customers being inappropriate or condescending toward you, but I've never had this be my mental response.
24-Hour And 12-Hour Time Could Never
Sure, we have the traditional means of measuring time by hours, day names, and numbered calendars, but how would we tell time without them? I would be lost without The Bachelorette.
No One Is Eating Steak
It's like when I go to the wine store and a sales associate has the audacity to ask what occasion I want the bottle for. Um, I'm going to get drunk and cry while watching Mamma Mia for the fourth time this week.
Instagram, Don't Look At This!!!!
I have never felt so called out in my life because I am guilty of visiting one guy's profile on a near-weekly basis even though he has posted a total of four pictures this year. Instagram better never leak any information.
...And What About It?
You know when your friend gets her heart broken and everyone is like, "Yeah, he's the worst. Tell us where he lives and we'll burn his house down!" but there's that one girl who looks like she would actually do it?
I Mean, The Logic Checks Out
As ridiculous as it is for her to keep dating someone she totally despises, probability theory does point toward there being a low likeliness that two girlfriends would die in a plane crash, so I can't fault her on her thought process.
They Had It So Much Easier Back In The Day
We tend to talk about ghosting as if it's a new phenomenon, but I bet it happened all the time in the past, and no one knew. Like, how were they ever going to contact you again? Look up your new number in the phone book?
Support Different Life Goals!
Okay, so I definitely could see myself one day maybe settling down, getting married, and living out a nice domestic life, but it would be more fun to go on fabulous vacations abroad.
They Raise Some Points
Have I ever been deeply exhausted by the realization that, for the rest of my life, I'm going to have to think of what I'll eat for the next meal? Yes. Have I ever considered cracking an egg in my mouth? No.
This Is Wild From Start To Finish
I'm not saying that anyone ever deserves to be murdered, but I have to say that there must be some karmic justice going on after saying that 25 years into a relationship is too early to bring up marriage.
I Would Like To See His Reaction
Sometimes, when I see someone on the internet think up something deeply evil and disruptive, I want to see how things work out for them if they follow through on it.
TikTok Has Made Our World Chaotic
Social media trends have always had a lot of influence on how people act, but this especially seems true with TikTok. One guy rode his skateboard while drinking cranberry juice and grocery stores across the nation were out of stock on cranberry juice.
Then Again, What Would We Do Without Messy People?
As much as we like to poke fun at chaotic people, they are also some of the most fiercely loyal, intelligent, and kind friends to keep around. Plus, they'll always have a story to tell.
