Just Some Hot Takes That Nearly Broke Twitter
Generally speaking, the internet is a hot mess of information that most of us would have been better of not knowing. We take in an insane amount of information each day, and it's crazy we even remember some of it.
But, every once in a while, a tweet or a meme will surface that changes the game and you remember that this is why you still have social media.
People Change, Accept It Or Move On
If they don't like the new you, then they were never really your friend to begin with. Plus, I have a feeling that anyone who ended up evil was probably evil to start.
Well, Now They're Going To!
The British always have the weirdest names for everything, yet they're the ones who claim to have invented the language? Please!! They do have good TV, though, so we can give them that.
It's A Fair Question
Yeah, things are going well right now, but that doesn't mean that they're always going to. If things can't be good all the time, what is the point in them being good at all?
Yeah, What Happened To All Those Skills?
We were all weirdly good at that stuff as young people, but we didn't really develop any other exceptional skills? It's amazing that we all aren't basically programmers or social media influencers.
The People Have Spoken
Awards season always seems like such a sham. Like, how do they even pick, anyway? Sometimes it's like they don't take into account what the average people want from their celebrities.
Why Does The Extra Day Always Feel Like So Much?
Is anyone else behind the idea of a three day weekend every week? There is just so much more time to do nothing, it's great! It would make such a difference.
I Think We All Do
If you ask someone to pick up food for you and they do and you notice a few fries missing, just keep your mouth shut, because that's their price for doing you a favor.
No One Answers The Phone
If someone is calling you, it's either a stranger or it's bad news, and either way, I don't want anything to do with that. The farther away from me it is, the better.
It's The New Coolest Trend
What's the coolest thing that you can do at a party? Why, not show up, of course! It's a sure-fire way to be the topic of mysterious conversation. Plus, who doesn't love to ignore their "you coming?" texts?
There Is Always That One
Some people just get under your skin, and it's cute when boys on Tinder think that they could actually mean as much to you as that person after a bit of witty banter.
That's One Way To Tell Someone Off
Be honest, if someone said this to you, how would you respond? I wouldn't really know what to say right away because I would be too taken aback by the severity of the burn.
Nothing Wrong With A Pointy Shoe
Even if this is true, the joke is on us because EVERYONE loves him. Do you know how foolish that would make us all look? Being in love with a shoe?!
Sorry I Like To Have Fun
Some of us are just naturally crazy or actually enjoy living, OK? That sounds like a fake fact, but it's true. Sorry if it upsets you. I'm just living my best life.
What Other Proof Do We Need?
If our lord and savior himself didn't need someone, then there is no reason that you need to be with anyone either. We should all internalize this and carry it with us in our hearts.
Men Are Literally Full Of Lies
They'll butter you up and make you feel like they're always going to be there, and soon as they have you in a place where you aren't going to questioning their whereabouts, they bail.
If He Wants You, He's Gonna Take You
Do you really think I have time to bless you after every sneeze you let out in the office? Have some self-respect and settle down...you're embarrassing yourself.
Love Yourself The Way You Love Your Dog
This probably seems like an impossible task, and for most of us it will be, but the sentiment is there and it's worth trying. Even just if you give yourself a little bit of that love.
That Would Be So Gross But Also Cool
The human body is capable of so many amazing things, why isn't this one of them? It doesn't serve any evolutionary purposes, but it would be a neat party trick, and that's pretty much the same thing.
And How Was That?
I would like a PowerPoint from this person explaining exactly how a night can be a PowerPoint. Like, I think I see what they're saying, but I need confirmation I'm not crazy.
You Can't Tell Me He Doesn't Look Delicious
He looks like those sour candies that are soft and chewy and always way more sour than you anticipate them being. They should make a candy called the Gumby. People would eat it.
