Memes That Capture The Chaos Of Having Friends Who Are More Die Than Ride
I love my friends more than I think I ever have or ever will love a man romantically, but I have to admit that they are insane. My friends will roll up and destroy my sleep schedule, liver, sense of responsibility, and ability to make decisions within one night of chaos, which is okay because I'll do the exact same to them.
So if your ride or die friends are just an echo chamber of bad ideas, these memes will be all too relatable.
We're The Definition Of The Blind Leading The Blind
Have any of us ever really had successful, happy, supportive relationships? Absolutely not, but we're still going to give each other toxic advice as if we have Ph.D.s on the subject matter.
I Wasn't Playing When I Said It Would Be A Wild Night
At this point in our friendship, none of us trust each other to mix the drinks because we know we'll be served death juice that's mostly vodka, no chase, with a single lemon slice.
Get In Loser We're Going To Sob Together At Denny's!
Friends who cry together stay together. We don't even need to describe the situation to each other at this point, we just know that we're all upset and want to eat pancakes with tears in our eyes.
Keep Going You're Doing Great Sweetie!
I mean, I know it's not healthy for my friend to run around post-breakup making out with every decent-looking guy she meets, dancing like a stripper, and knocking back shots like water, but I will record everything on my phone so we can laugh at it later.
"Ugh, Please Don't Make Me Sit In The Front"
Remember the absolute burden of having to be the designated driver in high school? The front seat of the Uber is a similar responsibility where you have to be the coherent one while everyone else rages in the back.
"But Don't Tell Anyone About It..."
If you tell me to keep something a secret, it means that it's going to be between you, me, and my four best friends. The second I hear something juicy, I've already sent an "LMFAOOOOO GUESS WHAT?" text to the group chat.
She's A Lost Cause, Sir
It's really cute when one of my friends starts dating someone and will bring their new significant other out with us. That new significant other always is so worried whereas the rest of the group knows that this is one of her less-chaotic nights.
We're Out Here Hyping Up All Of Each Others' Acheivements
It doesn't matter how small the achievement is, the friend group will hype you up like, "Oh my god! I'm so proud you only sent your ex six drunk texts last night instead of calling!"
She's Crazy, But I Support Her Nonetheless
Do I know that my friend is overreacting because she hasn't even been naked with a man since her last month and she just has been inconsistent with taking the pill? Yes, but I'm whipping to CVS anyway.
We're Partners In Crime
It doesn't matter if our friend has been telling us that she's been tired for the whole day, we will show up at her house, let ourselves in, wake her up and put a wine glass in her hand.
This Is A Sign Of True Friendship
When I was younger, I thought a good friendship meant that you'd never stop talking. As an adult, I realize that true friendship is drunkenly lying in comfortable silence with a half-eaten pizza in the bed.
You Can Tell When She's Back On Her B.S.
Whenever one of my friends tells me that she's back to being on good terms with her ex, the rest of us know that she's on the precipice of doing something stupid.
I Love Her, But She's No Angel
I know all the worst secrets about my best friends so I can tell you with absolute certainty that she is a crazy, psycho sadist, but I love her with my whole heart.
Real Friends Drop The Truth, Even If They Do It In The Most Chaotic Way
There are few moments in modern television quite as iconic as when Snooki wrote Sammy a letter outlining all the ways in which her boyfriend had been unfaithful to her. Real queen behavior, even if it's the worst letter ever written.
I'll Keep Up The Façade To Preserve Your Pride
It's really adorable when my friends try to keep secrets as if I can't see through their lies. They'll think they're so slick as if I haven't known they've been hooking up with their ex for months.
You Can Always Count On Their Weird, But Comforting, Reassurance
Your friends always know exactly what to say to make you feel better, even if the support comes in the twisted, messed up package of: "Don't worry, you're not insane. We'll help you burn down his house."
We're Better Together
Spending time with your best gal pals is literally like a drug: being together makes you all so giddy, ridiculous, and will have you laughing at the dumbest things. The second you leave each other, you already miss them.
You Ride Together, You Die Of Hypothermia Together
The level of solidarity between your friend group is unparalleled. If one girl doesn't want to wear a jacket, none of you will. If one girl is determined to get a hookup, you will wing-woman by her side until she secures it.
But Sometimes, You Have To Let Her Be Dumb
You can warn each other about the stupid ideas you have, but real friends will allow you to do the dumb thing and will accept you with open arms (and rolling eyes) the next day.
We're Absolutely Nuts, But We Use Our Insanity With Love
Yes, I will leave them 18 voicemails, call everyone they know, will text them incessantly, and might even call the police but I do it because I just want to know they're safe.
