Memes For If Your Bank Account Hates You 24/7
People say that money can't buy happiness, but being broke definitely isn't the route to joy either. No one tells you how expensive it is to simply be alive: Between grocery shopping, paying bills, and buying myself something nice every once in a while, I feel like I never have more than $2 in my savings account.
So, if you're also the type of person with the money management skills of a toddler, these memes are too relatable.
Scrapbooking Isn't A Dead Hobby!
Why would I make a scrapbook of my happiest memories with loved ones when I could instead collect all of my receipts and shame myself for going to Chipotle three times in one week?
This Is The Closest I Can Get To Gourmet
In a perfect world, I would actually be able to afford high-quality cheese and maybe even make a charcuterie board, but this world isn't perfect, and this Lunchable is all I could afford to eat today.
ATMs Really Charge You To Use Your Own Money
Whoever invented ATM dispensing fees was a sick, twisted, scummy person, and I would like to personally let them know what a disservice they did to humanity. Also, I would like to get my $4 back.
Canceling On Plans Because Your Credit Card Statement Came In Is A Whole Mood
I tell people I can't make it to the event and then lie down in bed and cry while I watch everyone having fun on my Snapchat and Instagram stories.
This Is My Literal Nightmare
I occasionally make a mistake and go get dinner with an affluent friend who wants a $70 meal with a $100 bottle of wine, and then I can't afford to eat for the following week.
Like Not Poor Poor, But...
I own a fair number of moderately expensive things, but I also sometimes worry that my card will get declined while trying to pay for a $3 coffee with my debit card. We exist.
Retail Therapy Is My Only Therapy
Yes, I could actually process my negative emotions and work through them in a healthy way, but why would I do that when I could just buy a really cute skirt instead?
Customer Service Is So Sick Of My Voice
Do you ever get your monthly statement and think that you've been robbed, but then you check your purchase history and realize that you are the person who spent all your money?
Oops, I Did It Again — Britney Spears.mp3
I'm at the point where I have to get the blinders horses have just for when I enter Sephora, so I can grab the one product I want without getting distracted by the Fenty display.
The Government Can Talk To Me Once They're Out Of The Negative
If the government is allowed to rack up a substantial amount of debt and not face any real consequences, then I should be able to get a mortgage despite having five maxed-out credit cards!
I Am Officially On The Market For A Sugar Daddy
This is a public announcement that my DMs are open to anyone who would like to give me large sums of money and buy my designer handbags! Please contact me before March 4th when my next credit card payment is due!
Narrator: She Was, In Fact, That Broke
People often think I'm playing around when I joke about how broke I am, like my apartment decor isn't all from the dollar store, and like I haven't eaten a bag of popcorn for my past three meals.
I'm Going To Sleep For Dinner Tonight
Being broke makes you a very innovative chef. You look into your fridge and try to figure out how to make a meal out of ketchup, a half-rotten carrot, and a can of corn.
High School Me Was A Fool
Okay, so high school kind of sucks in many ways, but at least I was being fed multiple meals a day, had a full set of cutlery, and never had to air dry after a shower because my one towel was dirty.
I Would Like To Date This Man
At this point, men paying for the first date is just reparations for the fact that my haircare routine, skincare routine, and makeup I'm wearing cost more than any meal ever could.
I Remember The Disappointment Like It Was Yesterday
My favorite part of getting a paycheck is looking through the full details and seeing how much money I would make if 1/3 of it didn't go towards taxes and other fees and then crying!
I Wish This Wasn't The Case
Top: $15. Jeans: $80. Makeup products on face: $150. Pair of black booties: $120. Hooking up with a guy wearing an outfit his mom bought him and then being ghosted by him immediately after: priceless.
Please Do Not Judge My Lack Of Snacks
I love when my mom comes to visit me and searches through my kitchen with a look of horror on her face because all I have is a nearly empty BRITA pitcher, a bag of Goldfish crackers, and wine.
"Is It Too Much For Me To Ask If I Can Make Minimum Wage?"
My boss will ask me to work late most nights a week and on weekends, give me last-minute projects that should take weeks to complete and expect it done in a day, but is it needy for me to ask for a single vacation day?
I Will I Had Enough Money To Afford A Dental Appointment
People with a lot of money like to try and tell me how they inspired themselves to save money as if they don't make $200K a year and have a trust fund from their parents.
