Memes For If You’re A Savage Who Can Ruin Any Man
A wise philosopher named Rihanna once said the proverb: "Didn't I tell you I was a savage?" I've been a nice, tolerant girl in the past, but now I'm the type of girl to take no garbage from a guy and throw a man out the second he starts to act up.
So, if you're a savage who isn't afraid to kick a man to the curb and ruin his life in the process, these memes are for you.
K Thnx Bye
This girl saw this man in the flesh, instantly knew that she had made a mistake with that right swipe, and reinforced that nothing would ever happen between them without flinching. A queen!
We're Stealing Hearts And Funds This Year
The wage gap exists, so I say that we should seize our opportunities and take the credit card if he's foolish enough to let his guard down (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone stealing).
This Will Probably Be Me In My '70s
If his wife has Alzheimer's and does not have time to partake in sugar baby activities, then she might as well step in and get that good treatment. What his wife can't remember won't hurt her!
My Bad, Let Me Be A Little More Clear
I said I've been wishing that I had the attention of someone, not that I've lost all of my standards. Pack up your ego and take the express train out of my DMs.
Ahahaha Who Is This?
I'm not saving any man's number in my phone unless we've been married for five years and no pre-nup was involved. You can't let these randoms feel special for no reason.
Flirting While Bored Is One Of My Main Hobbies
Is it wrong for me to flirt with men who I know have been into me for a while just because I have no one on the radar and I'm bored? Maybe. Will I stop? No way.
Unfortunately, Sometimes Men Will Drop The "So When We Linking?"
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own reckless actions. Time to reach into my endless supply of excuses and dodge his invitations to hangout until he gives up.
You Never Hesitate To Throw Up The Block
Why deal with a problem when you can just block that contact and never have to interact with them again? A more seamless solution has never existed. See you never!
He Has No Idea Who He's Playing With
I think it's so cute when a man acts up and tries to pull crazy stuff on me fully unaware that I possess the ability to derail his whole life without even trying. Boy, bow down to the queen.
She's An Icon To All Of Us
Meghan Markle is an inspiration to all of us who want to have the enigmatic power that could make a man mold his entire existence around us. We have to stan!
Always Make The Best Of A Chaotic Situation
Listen, if a man is going to ruin your reputation by telling everyone that you're insane and making it seem like you're making stuff up, you should go full Carrie Underwood and destroy his car and then kiss all of his friends.
The Savages Are Starting Younger These Days
Savagery is a learned trait for most and I'm glad to see that young women are taking up the characteristics. This girl, who had the gall to yell that during a sporting match, definitely has a bright future.
I Want To Get This Tattooed On My Forehead
Am I an independent, intelligent woman who loves to work on herself and has multiple ambitious goals? Yes. Am I the type of person who messes around with people's heads because I'm bored? Also yes.
Bumble Is Trying To Start Drama!
One time I was seeing this guy for six weeks and he had informed me that he'd deleted all his dating apps because things were going well and I got a notification for a man messaging me back on Hinge while we were hooking up.
I Mean, She Isn't Wrong
Gentlemen, if you ever feel like she's faking it, just pack up and give up. She's already thinking about the laundry she has to move from the washer to the dryer and the episode of The Bachelor she's watching later.
That Being Said, Never Be A Savage Toward Me
I will rip on a guy I'm with to no end and bring up every single mistake he has ever made in his entire life, but if a man so much as raises his voice at me, I will cry!
The Duality Of Woman
Savagery, like many things in life, exists in flux rather than being a constant state. I'll be ready to destroy any man during business hours, but sometimes I get emotional on Sunday afternoon while listening to Fleetwood Mac.
This Is Me, But When A Girl Asks If I'm Trying To Steal Her Man
Sweetie, why would I ever try to steal your neanderthal boyfriend who doesn't know how to tie his own tie or fold a fitted sheet? I'm already trying to ghost a man of my own.
Savage In The Tweets, Softie In The Streets
While I might be a total savage at times and am ready to destroy any man who makes the mistake of talking to me, I become a total softie the second I start to have feelings for someone. I am a phony online!
Your Friends Will Always Help You Get Your Groove Back
If you ever lose your savage energy during a bad relationship, your friends will always come hype you up and help you find yourself again and you'll be back to crushing men's feelings in weeks.
