Memes To Send Your BF If You’re The Most Annoying Person In His Life
Being single is awesome, but it's also pretty great to meet someone you click with. One of the best things about being in a relationship isn't the intense connection or the chats you have that last all hours of the night.
No, it's the gentle bullying of one another that leads to what we can only understand as love.
How Dare He Address You By Your First Name?!
Doesn't he know that that's only reserved for fights where he knows he's losing and he has to pull out the big guns? Your parents didn't name you for his benefit.
Why Can't He Read Your Mind Yet?
I don't care if he didn't go to school for it, he should know when I'm going to text him and then text me first so I feel important and loved and cared for.
There Is No Greater Crime
Oh, you want to eat without me? I guess that means you can be in this relationship without me, too. We were supposed to be a team and have each other's back. Did that mean nothing to him?
No, It Would Be Too Easy
We would all like to think that we are able to fight fair with our partners, but here's the truth: not a chance. That's not the point. If you don't argue about something dumb weekly, I'm sorry, it's not love.
"Yeah, That's What I Thought"
It doesn't make sense that your man pretends to be surprised every time you end up being right, since you're always right, especially when you're actually wrong. When are they gonna learn?
Later As In Five Minutes, Right?
When you're dating someone, having alone time and personal space isn't a real thing. We have to know what they're up to at all times, no matter the cost. It's only because we miss you.
It Was Probably A Long Day
Passing out while getting a backrub is one of the best feelings in the world. It isn't your fault that more was expected from you in the situation. People shouldn't assume, right?
Who Do You Believe?
Sometimes, you gotta follow your gut and call him out on what his star chart is saying because they're sometimes right and we can't deal with those kinds of maybes.
Everyone's Gotta Know
You are the best thing that ever happened to him. You know it, he should know it, his family probably talks about it. So it only makes sense that you make sure his exes know it, too.
How Dare He Raise His Voice?
You can dish it out all you want, but the moment he raises his voice back at you, that's lame and not OK. It isn't your fault you're always on his last nerve.
In Constant Need Of Immediate Attention
I know you gave me a kiss a minute ago, but I need smooches always! At least that's how I imagine that conversation going whenever bae comes over to hang out.
Honestly, It's The Right Thing To Do
He might as well quit his job so that he can dedicate all his time and attention to you since you deserve it so much, being the love of his life and all.
Only One Of Them Counts...On Instagram, Anyway
It is totally appropriate to make your man suffer for the Instagram likes. All men can be trained into Instagram husbands if you work hard enough to get them there.
Slowly, You Meld Together
You pick up on each other's mannerisms, you like the same food and TV shows, and you even combine friend groups. It happens slowly, but he eventually sees the light.
How Else Are You Supposed To Have A Good Day?
If you don't wake up to a message from your favorite person in the world, then how are you supposed to enjoy your day? You should be on their mind all the time.
Someday, He Will Learn
Imagine if men only dated women for their sometimes superior social media skills so they could collect fire pictures of themselves to post on dating sites just to do it all over again.
Your Snacks Are My Snacks
It's one of the famous dating tricks. If you say you're not hungry, it's actually a test to make sure that he understands you're always hungry and that he needs to get a large fry.
They Look Cuter On You Anyway
What's his is yours and what's yours is his, right? He could totally borrow one of your tops if he wanted to, but they probably wouldn't look as cute on him.
There Is The Fun Gossip Aspect
Which is made even more fun when he gets to know your friends and you can talk about all the things that drive you crazy about them. Lovingly, though, of course.
The 'K' Ends It All
If he starts coming at you making sense with his sound reasoning and whatnot, that's when it's time to start sending him lowercase K's in response, because this fight is over.