Narcissistic Memes For If You’re The Only Valentine You Want This Year
Self-love anthems are my absolute jam. If I was to describe how I feel about myself, I would say my internal monologue could be a Lizzo song.
Every year, when Valentine's Day rolls around, people like to bring up my romantic life—or lack thereof—in a negative way, as if I'm not the best person for me in the first place. So, for my fellow queens who know they're gorgeous, brilliant, and witty, here are some narcissistic memes because you deserve to love yourself.
Where Was The High School Bullying Assembly With This Piece Of Wisdom?
Reaching adulthood means realizing that 95% of the times that people are randomly rude to you in public or social settings is because they are jealous of your overwhelming beauty.
Excuse Me, I Am Someone Special
I am literally the love of my life. I love hanging out with myself because I truly am just such an interesting, complex person. You know who I never have to fight with when trying to pick a Netflix movie? Me.
A Queen Knows When She Deserves Attention
I can honestly see myself at the ripe age of 90 faking a heart attack so that my entire family flocks over to fawn over me, bring me flowers, and give me around the clock attention.
Well, Duh. I'm Me
It's so adorable when my exes reach out saying that they miss me, because of course they do. I'm beautiful, smart, emotionally intelligent, and able to cook a mean risotto and all they have left are their mediocre pillows and frozen chicken nuggets.
It Would Honestly Be A Crime For Me Not To Share The Beauty
The main reason I do my makeup is so I can look at myself at different angles in the mirror, on the Snapchat camera, and on every reflective surface I pass during the day. You're welcome.
Even In Death, I Will Be Thicc
You think that death could destroy this physique? Nah, girl, this body is going to be rocking hard posthumously as the tree all the others want to cross-pollinate with.
Me, Except I'm Not Doing Any Pretending
In the wise words of Parks and Recreation character Tom, "Treat yourself." I don't need a man to buy me gifts because I want to buy me gifts. I deserve them whether I'm single or not.
Flawless Skin >>> A Man
In my younger, foolish days, I used to sleep in my makeup at my boyfriend's house because he didn't own anything even close to resembling face wash or moisturizer. Now I'm not skipping serum for any man.
I'm Too Busy Appreciating Myself To Appreciate Someone Else
If I could find a partner who was on my level in multiple ways, maybe I would consider settling down and getting into a relationship. However, until then, I'll stick to gassing myself up.
Alexa, Play One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful"
Pretending to not know you're hot as heck is so overrated. I mean, yes, I could act like I don't know that I'm cute, but who really gains anything from that?
You're Showering; I'm Meal Prepping
Men really takes showers in lukewarm to cold water, don't own a loofa, and clean themselves head to toe with 3-in-1. Women look like beautiful angels because we know the value of exfoliating.
You Know What It's Like To Get A Double-Take
Being a hot person means you kind of just become immune to people's eyes following you everywhere. Whether you're in the gym, at the grocery store, or at the bar, you can catch someone's eyes on you.
Please Come Up With A Real Compliment
Not to sound conceited, but the "you're pretty" compliment from men just doesn't do it for me anymore, because I already know that. Compliment my sense of humor or something interesting.
I'll Be Late, But I'll Also Be Stunning
"Look good, feel good" isn't just a phrase: it's a lifestyle. I genuinely am my best version of myself in all ways when I feel like I look amazing. Those extra minutes blending my contour were undeniably worth it.
If All Else Fails, I'm Still Really Hot
Whenever life throws me a curveball, like a failed test or a rejected job application, I tend to feel a bit bad about myself. However, while they can take my confidence in my skills, they can never take my hotness away.
You Really Can't Have It All
I already have so many talents that it only seems fair that I am unable to do basic multiplication. I mean, it would be unreasonable for me to have all this beauty and skill and be proficient in math.
Spiderman Was An OG Narcissist And I Love That For Him
Peter Parker said that the paparazzi weren't doing enough to show off his looks so he decided to start taking his own photos and selling them for cold, hard cash. We have to stan.
Even At My Worst, I'm Still Amazing
It doesn't matter that I had a public breakdown yesterday and also have cried every day for the past two weeks: I still know, deep down in my soul, that I am a queen.
You Can't Get Better Than "Already Perfect"
You can't aspire to more if you're already the image of perfection at the moment. My only hope is to continue being this intelligent, beautiful, and interesting until I die.
I Need A Man Who's Ready To Gas Me Up
As just about every stellar woman knows, a lot of guys will say they love your confidence when they meet you but try to make you smaller when you start dating. My future man has to be ready to support my shine as much as I support his.
