People Who Lied Worse Than You Did On Your Tinder Profile
Now that we have the internet and smartphones, it is astounding how much people still lie about literally everything they do. Things can be fact-checked so quickly, and people will always see right through the lies we tell.
The problem is that people don't go for the little white lies, they go for huge, no way that's true lies. Unfortunately, these people tried a little too hard and we're just not buying it.
Everyone Loves A Good Nerd
No one is giving pizza away for free, no matter how much they like your shirt. That $16 pizza is going to come right out of their paycheck, and no one likes your t-shirt that much.
Maybe His Uncle Is From The Future
Why do people insist on lying about things that other people can Google and quickly prove wrong? If he was a real fan of Tesla, he would have known that already.
You Know You're Wrong When The Dictionary Says You Are
To be fair, that's a pretty believable lie. I probably would have believed it if Merriam-Webster didn't step in. It would have been nice if they let us know what it did stand for.
Terry Crews Is Not Having It
Sometimes people forget that celebrities are just like regular people and probably don't to be interrupted while they're trying to enjoy some time with their families. Take a note from Terry and maybe tone it down a bit.
What Was The Point Of This?
There was nothing for this person to gain by leaving a bad review. If it's because they hate their job, then they should quit. If they hate that restaurant, don't go.
They Didn't Even Try To Make This Believable
It's hard to read this tweet and think it's anything close to believable. If this is the first thing you do when confronted by a lion, it would probably also be your last. People will probably call them the lying whisperer, not the lion whisperer.
It Was A Sad Day For Emo Kids
I doubt any of them would have gone to counseling to talk about it even if this were true. People could still listen to their albums and be sad about it, which really brought everyone together.
You Know It's Bad When Your Own Son Calls You Out
Speaking in Power Ranger quotes is pretty impressive, so she should have been bragging about that, not the made-up conversation she wants you to believe she had with her grandson.
The Hand Shake Really Sells It
There is no way that all the people on a cruise ship took time out of their relaxing vacation to listen to someone who is supposedly singing to themselves. They've all got better things to do.
Oh The Life Of A Social Media Influencer
This is why you shouldn't trust anything you see online, especially the stuff that's posted by people who are Instagram famous. You can make any backyard look like an exotic vacation with the right filter.
We've All Done This
But we did it when we were children in grade school, not as grown adults. If you don't know why you broke up with someone, then you probably had some communication issues. Just a guess.
This Is Just Lazy
If you're going to tell people that you don't have pets, you would think that they would take the time to make sure that there are no pets in the photo, especially before posting them!
The Elusive Accidental Selfie
He doesn't even look like a real man. He looks like he photoshopped himself after taking this accidental selfie and then posted it on Twitter thinking that we are all fools.
Yeah, Because That Picture Wasn't Taken In A Store
It was clearly a lie the moment he asked for 25 coffees because there is no way he would actually drink all of those. Besides, whose mother would buy them 25 copies of the same game?
They Thought We'd Never Notice
The kid sitting in the front isn't even holding a pencil, so good try. The only thing these kids are hard at work doing is acting for whoever convinced them to take this picture.
You Know It's Bad When Your Mom Calls You Out
xObviously no one believed that this was true, but the fact that his mom showed up and told everyone the real truth about this ladies man is hilarious. Everyone has lots of questions now.
That's Still More Money Than He Was Making Before
Some people let their success get to their head, it's a real shame. It turns out that Adrian is the fake one, not his friends and not his minimum wage salary.
That's A Weird Looking VW
This would have been mildly believable if she wasn't holding up keys for a car that is clearly not in this picture. Someone probably came out of wherever they were and saw someone taking pictures with their car.
Dude, You're A Celebrity
People can easily check your social media and figure you out. Don't lie to us. Being able to afford first-class is still more impressive than what most of us can afford, so don't worry about that.
She Should Have Let Her Son Adopt Him
This is pretty funny, and there are many of us who have grown men in our lives that act like animals. He probably overheard a conversation his mom was having about his father and drew his conclusions from there.
