People Share The Worst Thing That Has Happened To Them After A Breakup
All is fair in love and war, they say, but some things after love are truly a mess. The act of breaking up is hard, but it's even harder in the times following the breakup, especially if your ex turns out to be a monster.
These people shared the worst things that have happened to them following a breakup and they are heartbreakingly hilarious.
The Tweet That Started It All
It's one thing for a guy to talk about how he doesn't like me after a breakup, but his nana? I would have thought that she and I were closer than that.
No Escaping Him :)
After a breakup, getting away from your ex and having your own space is vital to processing and getting over the end of your relationship. How is she supposed to do that when she can hear him through the wall?
It's The LIES For Me
When it comes to ending relationships, I actually tend to be pretty amicable with my exes, but if a guy had the nerve to spread lies like this about me, I'd burn his house down.
Girl, Why Did You Date Stalker Spider-Man?
This woman broke up with a man and he somehow managed to get bitten by a radioactive spider or something and decide to start climbing the walls. Jokes aside, why at 4 a.m.?
Apple Really Has No Tact
I swear that all the social media apps—and Apple Photo Stream in particular—have a sixth sense that lets them know when you're in emotional turmoil so they send you the one memory that will hurt you most.
Sir, It's A Little Late For That Comment
"I'm sorry if I mislead you" is something that you say when you've been talking to someone in a friendly way for a while and they thought you were flirting. You can't use it after you start dating, let alone get married.
This Is Why We Don't Date Musicians
Can you imagine jamming out to a song about how much someone hates you, not just once, but many times at gigs, only to find out after the fact? I would never listen to music again.
You Dodged A Bullet, Babe
Here's the thing: I love and respect Judge Judy so much that I think I would fall apart if she read me for filth based on my choice of boyfriends. From now on, I'm thinking WWJJD (what would Judge Judy Do?).
Island Getaway And Ghosting
Maybe if the guy and the other girl were best friends or something, I could understand going on a holiday together, but not contacting your girlfriend the whole time? Sketchy AF.
Bro, Why Would You EVER...?
I swear, some men have a grand total of two brain cells because I think it should be common sense that you shouldn't name your baby after your mistress. Second of all, he doesn't deserve the advice, but he does deserve to be judged.
In A Similar Vein...
I can't believe that the little girl is going to have to grow up wondering who she was named after only to find out her dad was a cheater who named her after the girl he cheated on.
Why Did He Even Come?
I understand that breaking up in person feels like the better thing to do, but if it's a long-distance relationship and you're only traveling to break up with them, perhaps FaceTime would suffice.
Lost And Found!
Honestly, the worst thing about breaking up with a guy is that I can't talk to his mom anymore, but the shame of receiving the undies you left at his place might be too much.
Happy Birthday!
Ah, the tumultuous nature of teenage romance. Truly, there is no one more outwardly and publicly petty in a breakup than a high school student with multiple social media apps.
Why Does He Even Care?
Let's set aside how absolutely disrespectful and manipulative it is to threaten to expose someone's nudes that they gave you in confidence—we don't have time to unpack that—but why does this guy even care if she is/isn't happy for them?
Lose Two People With One Video
Having friends who like to engage in the creative arts is all fun and games until you realize that they have exploited your heartbreak and pain to create "art" and put it on display for the masses.
He Didn't Even Try To Lie
I can't tell if I'm absolutely disgusted by the fact that this guy had the audacity to say he was going on dates with other women or if I admire his honesty in the situation.
Man, The TSA Is In The Middle Of Your Breakup
My question is: how bad did things have to be during the trip that this guy couldn't handle waiting until the end of it to break up with her? His timing and tact couldn't have been worse.
Private Stories Are Such A Classic Downfall
Close friends' Instagram stories and finsta accounts are all fun and games until you mercilessly read your ex for filth without realizing they still had access to see everything you posted.
Just A Series Of L's
I've got to say, this guy has really been through it as the result of a breakup. I personally can take a few L's, but if someone messed with my credit score, I would be livid.
