Tweets That Prove People Throw Out All Logic When It Comes To Dating
I am, in my daily life, an incredibly analytical and logical thinker. I'm always the voice of reason amongst my friends and tend to rationally approach my problems at work and in my social circle. However, my romantic life is an entirely different story.
People tend to lose their grip on rationality the second romance and feelings are involved, and these tweets are perfect examples.
You're Suddenly A Softie Over The Dumbest Stuff
When I'm into a guy, I am suddenly mesmerized by every single thing he does. I once told a man that I thought the way he folded his pants was adorable. I am still embarrassed about it.
Ready To Give Up A Good Thing Just For A Chance To Hook Up
Fellas, picture this: you were initially into a girl, but after years of hanging out platonically and becoming close friends, there's an opportunity to hook up that would ruin your entire friendship for 20 minutes of action. Do you do it?
It Really Do Be Like That
Not to brag, but I don't even need a man in order to get my feelings hurt. I, in fact, can do it all on my own by fantasizing about a relationship I will never have and feeling despair about it!
Air Out Dirty Laundry During Reading Time!
Love makes people do crazy, irrational things like start a screaming match about their dissolving marriage, not only in front of their daughter, but also within earshot of her entire kindergarten class!
Your Rationalization Process Is Straight-Up Insane
One time, I had a dream that my boyfriend cheated on me with his hot coworker and I was mad at him for three days straight and he couldn't figure out why.
Time To Remake The Same Mistakes!
In my regular life, I'm a rational person who looks at my past missteps and makes an active effort to learn from my mistakes, but I keep dating man-child musicians in my dating life.
You Find A Way To Come Up With Fights
Your significant other doesn't even need to do something wrong in order for you to start a fight—all you need is your hyperactive imagination and an ability to picture hypothetical situations that would never occur in real life!
The Crazy Logic Doesn't Just Apply To Your Boyfriend
When you have feelings for a specific person, it affects how you interact with and feel towards anyone else who knows them. For literally no reason, you'll find yourself hating his hot friend.
You Forget How To Act Like A Normal Person
Especially when heartbroken right after a breakup, we often find ourselves disillusioned and out of touch with how the dating world is supposed to work and forget how to respond to normal social cues. Pro-tip: never show a stranger your breakup conversations.
You Expect Weird Things From Your Love Interests
Would you expect anyone else in your life to understand exactly why you're upset without you confronting them about it? Absolutely not, but for some reason he's the jerk for not picking up on it.
He's Risking It All For A Make Out
Have you ever risked getting a virus that has caused a global pandemic simply so that you can make out with a cute girl at the bar who will never text you back?
You Give Your Close Friends Relationship Whiplash
Your friends love and support you no matter what, but they literally never know whether they're supposed to be talking trash about your man or not because you are constantly on again and off again.
I'm Ashamed By The People Who Have Hurt Me
I once spent a whole month crying over a man who hurt my feelings who, instead of having curtains, hung up a bedsheet over his window. I really did that.
Your Standards Are So Low, It Hurts
When you love someone, you will take treatment that you would never accept from anyone else in your life. One time, a guy I was dating fed me severely overcooked salmon with no seasoning and I ate it.
The Rules Are Not Equal
I don't care what anyone says: I am allowed to absolutely verbally annihilate any man I date, but the second he raises his voice even a little bit, I will start crying.
Your Choice In Partners Is Borderline Appalling
Looking back on your past relationships, you'll remember the early days of your relationship and wonder how you ever let this person stay in your life for any longer than that.
Your Priorities Are Way Off
Have you ever been in the process of getting prepared for an emergency surgery to save your life, but all you really care about is that you shaved your legs before seeing the hot doctor?
You Contradict Yourself Regularly
Yes, I want to date someone and have them give me attention and love. Yes, I ghost every single man who gives me even a hint of affection. We exist.
Alas, You See Other Women Go Through It And Hope For The Best
We've all seen these women, whether they be younger than us or close friends, act in illogical, stupid ways for the attention of men. All you can hope is that they'll learn someday.
Staying Single Is Just Much Easier
Once I start caring about people romantically, I become a crazy, irrational version of myself that I barely recognize. It's much easier to stay single and stay undisturbed in my peace.
