People On Twitter Who Didn’t Have To Be So Rude
The world is full of all different kinds of people. Some of them are good, some are bad, but most of them fall somewhere in between.
One of the greatest things about social media is that this dynamic is almost always on display. You can always count on Twitter to be full of content that's kind of rude, but mostly harmless. When you don't have to actually face the consequences of your words, you can really let it fly.
Who Did You Think Of When You Read This?
They aren't wrong. We want to believe that everything happens for a reason blah blah blah but it's just so hard when the amount of people who waste your time is infinite.
One Of The Many Shared Human Experiences
It's hilarious how we all write our emails like this even though we all know that we are secretly dying inside! It's actually the worst! Ps. There are snacks in the kitchen! TGIF
This Is The Tweet Of A Woman Who Is Fed Up
She just went straight to the point with this one. Even though there are many of us who can guess why I would love to know what pushed her over the edge.
This Is A Very Valid Question
There really isn't any other good reason to just "go for a jog." That doesn't even make sense. Don't these people know they could be eating delivery and watching Netflix?
Is This Everyone's New Favorite Insult?
This will be a good one to hold onto because it is workplace appropriate. So next time you're in a meeting or talking with a coworker who is really grinding your gears, you can roast them and avoid HR.
FaceTime Before Bed? No Thank You.
It's cute that someone might want to take time out of their day to talk to you, but talking on the phone is garbage. Let us sleep in peace and quiet.
They Did Not Need To Do Ursula Like This
Yes, she's a scary villain who totally scammed Ariel, but she is a far cry from the man who makes eating look so hot, but not in a fun way. Fun fact: his middle name is Ramsey.
Don't Lie, We've All Thought It
We all want to believe that we have a celebrity lookalike, but the truth is that we don't. Only celebrities can be as good looking as other celebrities. That's why they're famous in the first place.
Is The 'O' Still Silent?
There are so many weird ways to spell names that we should just start spelling them how they sound and be happy with that. No one needs a random 'o' in their name.
A New Life Mantra
Next time someone asks you if you want to do something that you have no interest in, this should be your default response. It's punchy, to the point, and won't make anyone cry. Hopefully.
There Is A Story Here
Something inside him snapped right before he wrote this Twitter rant. My guess is either a bad date or a group project in school that did not go over well sent him over the edge.
Ok, This Is A Bit Sassy
We've all had our run-ins with men that have ended in less than desirable fashion, but do they really deserve this? Let's also remember that they don't have brains or hearts... actually wait, that sounds right.
This Is Absolutely Correct
Especially if it was an English or art class. Those kids clung to their teachers to try and show them the way. Regardless of the anxiety disorder, I hope they're all doing well.
I Know What's Going On Here
If someone asks you to do something, and you do it poorly, there is a good chance that they will never ask you to do anything like that again. It's almost a foolproof plan.
That's What She Gets For Calling Them "Salad Fixins"
To be fair, that is a pretty broad request. The stuff you put on salads is very personal and unique, so when she asked for "salad fixins", she might never have gotten the response she wanted.
Raise Your Hands If You Didn't Know They Even Had Names
It's hard to disagree with this. Anyone who would refer to a Gatorade drink by its actual name has an agenda and there is no getting around that. Be careful out there kids.
You Tell Them, Felicia
She has been burned one too many times to stand for this anymore. It isn't that hard to clear the microwave before you leave the room with your food! It really isn't.
That's Actually Pretty Accurate
Kids can be great sometimes, but they're mostly gross. They're full of germs and always sticky. Plus, they aren't grown up enough yet to understand they have to hide how they feel from the world.
Someone Sounds Bitter
It does feel like everyone in the world has a college degree these days. It's probably the rise of online colleges, which, if we're being honest, have been useful for some people.
That Pretty Much Sums It Up
Life gets you down sometimes. It can be super frustrating and at times it feels like the world is full of dumb idiots that all find their way to you.
