People Who Are Wrecking Their Homes All On Their Own
There comes a time in life when you have to accept that sometimes, you might be the reason your own life is a mess. I'm not saying that it's all your fault, but we gotta take some kind of responsibility for our actions, right?
We can't just walk around blaming our problems on everyone else—unless maybe we can do that and remain in a state of constant denial...
Yeah, Start A Fight! It'll Be Fun
Know what your man loves? Fighting for absolutely no reason at all. That's why, whenever you can, you should make him mad about something because it will keep your relationship alive.
What A Lovely Birthday Cake
A great way to make your friends feel loved and cared for is by pointing out all the things that are major sources of stress in their life. Like the fact that we are all going to get older.
Celebrate The Tender Moments
Like getting a mouse pad made out of the picture your boyfriend hates the most of you. Now everyone is going to see it and awkwardly ask, "Isn't that your girlfriend?"
That's One Way To Start A Prank War
He's only going to come back stronger, with more googly eyes and more force than she could ever have imagined. It was only a matter of time until this happened.
Wow, Matching Underwear
Is this cute, or is it creepy? It's kind of hard to tell. Realistically, it isn't anyone's business other than theirs...except that they put it up on the internet, so there is that.
Time To Break Up
Ladies, if your man starts making you chicken like this, then he is crazy and he has no feelings. It's time to leave him before he ruins your actual life.
The House Was Probably Already Haunted
If you can turn a small marker smudge on your wall into a smear that looks like scary old man's face, then there is a good chance that scary old man was already in the walls.
If This Isn't Real Romance, Then What Is?
Even though both texts say very different things, they both mean the same thing: "I love you, and I trust you, and I want to share everything with you—even my gross bodily habits."
Ah Yes, The Romantic Beach Photoshoot
Maybe this is his way of telling her not to wear her running shoes in the water. Because that seems like a really uncomfortable thing to do, all things considered. Think of the sand.
What A Supportive Boyfriend
His girlfriend goes and passes her driving test, and the first thing he does is get her some chocolates to break the news that she will never be allowed to drive his car.
They Did Their Best, That's What Counts
Seems to me like they could have gotten a picture, printed it out, and put it in the locket instead of making a weird little pencil drawing. Like, is that what she really looks like?
Everyone Loves Clowns
When you first move in with your partner, there are so many exciting new firsts. Like the first party you host, the first weird bathroom thing you catch them doing, and the first time they ruin your day with a clown.
That's Very Subtle Of Him
This couple of newlyweds should have probably talked about a horrible snoring problem before exchanging vows, because it seems like in some situations, that could be a bit of a deal-breaker.
Looking Good Enough To Eat
She is still looking like a tasty snack, because everyone wants an ice cream cone. Even when they think "meh, not really," they're always wrong because once you have it, it's what you wanted.
It's Important To Get Along With The Parents
You can feel her glaring at him through this tweet, and it's uncomfortable but also hilarious. It will be a moment that is relived every holiday season forever, even if he isn't around.
This Is An Acceptable Underwear Picture
Her husband wanted a picture of the new underwear she bought, and as you can see, she was more than happy to oblige. They're a great color for the dog.
Every Man's Weakness
If you make a Pringle trail, your man is going to follow, and he's going to do it no matter what. Do what you will with this information, but make sure that you use this knowledge for good.
"I Didn't Want To Lose The Keys!"
This is one of those situations where we can only hope that the wife is pretty, because this seems like a dumb, rookie mistake. Just kidding! Looks have nothing to do with it.
What Kinds Of Cookies Are These?
Serious question: Does this look like a bucket of dog cookies to you? Because that's exactly what it is. They aren't very appetizing looking holiday cookies! Like, where is the icing?
What An Absolute Monster!
Anyone who cuts an avocado up like this should probably be going to jail. On the bright side, the pit is pretty small, so there is lots of guacamole to be had here.
