People Who Need A Hug And A Tub Of Ice Cream STAT!
The world can be a cruel and unusual place, and that's when things are going the way you want them to. It's a whole new, special kind of hell when you start having a bad day because those bad things pile up quickly.
At least you can take comfort in knowing that it's often only effecting you and not literally everyone around you, like when you bring birthday decorations to a family celebrating their deceased father.
Tinder Brings Out The Best Of Us And The Worst Of Us
Ten dollars is a small price to pay to be united with your one true love. Of course, it's a large price to pay for your humiliation when he isn't interested.
The Suffering Of Childhood Continues
This was one of the worst things about being a child because, let's face it, being a child was pretty rad. But, the moment you speared your juice like this, it was a sticky city.
This One Is Too Much
If she thought that the dentist was telling her to suck on the assistant's finger, then this is on her because that is absolutely absurd. Why would that be something she was supposed to do?
So, They're Basically Soulmates
They can bond on their first date about all the advice their therapist gives them that they don't follow. Case and point, dating someone who sees the same therapist as you.
Always Check The Lid, Folks
That hot sauce probably isn't going to come out of that pink shirt, but at least now he's learned a valuable lesson. Life isn't like on TV and you don't have to shake everything vigorously before opening.
Why Do We Insist On Getting Back Together With Exes?
This is why the best thing to do when your friend is having a meltdown because of a man is to just listen. That way, you're not going to say anything that is going to give that man a reason to dislike you when they get back together.
A Tragedy That Could Happen To Any Of Us
Any parent that lectured their child about not having food in their room is now shaking their head. This is what they were trying to warn us about. But alas, we never listened.
It's Nice To Know Those Girls Found Happiness
But, as this tweet has proven, no matter what they accomplish in their lives, they will always be that girl who thought they were a horse in the third grade. Don't ever forget that.
What's Worse Than A Flat Tire?
A flat tire that is covered in rotten, greasy banana. This is what I mean when you're having a bad day — it's never just one thing. No, the world has to test your patience entirely.
Who Invented Panorama Anyway?
Did they want us all to have collectively low self-esteem? Maybe it's just the combo of dad's trying to take a nice picture and the panorama that was the recipe for disaster here.
Nice To See Her Making A Good First Impression
Unknown numbers are a gamble because they're either a bot, an ex, or someone you gave your number to, all of whom you probably don't want to talk to. Doesn't anyone just call anymore?
Who Has An Uno Box That Fancy?
Losing a pet is honestly so heartbreaking, but I know that someday he will see the humor at this moment. What will never happen is the person who suggested they play Uno getting over it.
Never Trust Birds
Birds want you to think they're dumb and slow, but they're not. They're shifty and they can move crazy fast. The worst thing about birds? They only care about themselves.
Maybe He Should Practice Being A Little More Rude
How many times in his life has he heard someone say, "I love you" and it actually been directed toward him? Not enough for him to assume a stranger in the elevator is professing his feelings to him.
So This Why They Tell You To Do That Spot Test Before Use
Very few people in the world do that 24-hour allergy test before trying to dye their hair, but hopefully, more of us will now. This young man will serve as a cautionary tale.in
What Is There To Do Other Than Cry?
The only proper way to respond to this situation is to beg another server to switch you tables because after doing something like that, there is no going back there with your dignity.
Always Check Your Surroundings First
If you're going to do something that is mildly illegal, just take a moment to look around and make sure that there aren't cops standing close enough to you that they know what you're up to!
Now They Have A Fun Story For Their Wedding
The National Anthem is emotional and patriotic. Those are two great things to bring into the bedroom with you. Do you know what isn't? A sex playlist your friend made you.
A Betrayal Unlike Any Other
A cucumber and a watermelon are kind of similar when you think about it. They're both products that are mostly water but sort of taste like something else. However, mistaking a cucumber for a watermelon would be heartbreaking.
What Goes Around Comes Around
The truth here is that he probably knew what she did all those years ago and he's just been waiting for a moment like this to get her back. Punishing her for it as a child wouldn't have done anything, but this? She will learn a lesson here.