Photo Proof That Zara Models Have The Weirdest Poses
Online shopping has become more and more common as a way to get goods, especially when it comes to clothing. However, unlike when shopping in stores, you really need to rely on the photos provided on the website in order to imagine how the clothes would look on you.
Zara, despite being one of the biggest brands globally, has the weirdest poses on its online store, making it nearly impossible to see the garment.
Who Needs To See The Front Of The Dress, Anyway?
When shopping online, it's hard to know what the clothing item will look like in person, especially if the model's pose only offers a moderate side view of the dress.
Just How I Like To Wear My Jeans
I really like when clothing stores show how the item would look in daily wear situations, like walking on the street or collapsing into the fetal position on the couch.
Who Was In Charge Of The Photo Shoot?
I want to know what director was in charge of posing the model to wear this coat backwards with her arms up. What purpose could this possibly serve for showing the garment?
Did The Models Call In Sick?
Considering that Zara is a multi-million dollar fashion company with many international customers, you'd think that they would be able to afford a few models to show off their jeans on their website.
I Couldn't Have Explained It Better Myself
I want to know what the creative instructions were for this particular photograph. Was she told to longingly stare at the poop? Why on a tennis court? Why doesn't she have shoes on?
There Has To Be A More Comfortable Reading Spot...
I've been an avid reader since I was a young child, so I will admit that I've had my fair share of strange reading poses in my life, but none were this weird.
Why. Just Why.
I don't care what the people at Zara say—there is no way to spin your reasoning to make me believe that this is the best way to display a jacket for shoppers.
No One Wearing A Dress Has Ever Done This In Real Life
Anyone who has ever worn a dress knows that bending over like this is the last thing you want to do, lest you accidentally flash every person within a 30-foot radius of you.
Has Zara Never Seen A Person Wear A Jacket?
The sheer oddity of the way Zara poses their models to show off jackets starts off as being humorous, but now I'm genuinely concerned that they've never seen a person wear a coat normally.
This Is Supposed To Show Off Shoes?
This photo is an absolute mess, from the fact she's crouching on a grated stove to the difficulty of seeing the shoes. This borders on being a crime against fashion editors as a whole.
I Thought This Was A Blanket
I genuinely thought that Zara was starting to expand their line to include blankets until I read the product description and realized that it was actually a coat. Just another jacket tragedy.
Her Strength Amazes Me
I don't even care about the garment at this point. What kind of core strength and stability do you think a person needs to be able to maintain this pose? Sis, drop your yoga routine.
You Can't Even Tell What's She's Wearing!
While the poses for some of the other items make the shape of the clothes difficult to discern, the pool makes it impossible to tell what she's wearing at all.
Big King Kong Energy
Once I saw it, I couldn't un-see it. Between the strange pose and the billowing arms of the shirt, she kind of looks like she'll start running like an ape at any second.
Worst Hide-And-Seek Spot Ever!
Have you ever been playing hide-and-seek, but haven't been able to find a good spot? If you only have a few seconds left before the seeker starts, just lump your body under a coat for the worst hiding spot ever!
This Looks Like A Good Back Stretch
As someone who spends about 80% of my time complaining about how sore my shoulders and back are, I think this would actually be a good stretch to help alleviate the pain.
Who Chose This Angle?
A photo with the model posed lying on her back had the potential to be useful until they decided to shoot from below. All I can tell is that the garment is green.
Legs For Days!
The fact that this is one of the most reasonable poses in this article is a sin in itself. I can't believe this is the closest Zara gets to normal.
At Least One Arm Ended Up In A Sleeve
I have become entirely desensitized to bad poses with jackets that I actually want to congratulate this one for at least getting one arm into a sleeve. The bar is literally on the floor.
Does This Shirt Have Any Shape?
I've been looking at this photo of this model wearing the shirt for about three straight minutes and I still couldn't tell you how it would look if someone wore it normally.
