Proof That Dating Is A Roller Coaster Ride You Probably Should Stay Off Of
Dating is a lot of things. It's exciting and it makes you feel like you really have someone to face the world with. But it also makes you want to scream and question your sanity.
"Why is this something I would put myself through?" you ask.
Not Right, But Not Wrong
She asked for an ice cream sandwich. What she got was a wake-up call and some soggy bread. Can she really trust someone who is going to do her dirty like this?
An Effort Was Made
That's probably not what she was asking for when she asked him to butter her toast. She probably assumed it wouldn't have little chunks all over it that aren't even melted.
That's Not Where That Goes
Anyone who puts a toothbrush with makeup brushes is asking for it. I don't know what it is, but at the very least it's worth a serious talking-to. There might be some yelling.
What Kind Of Monster?
Who would let their screen look like this? Can you even trust someone who isn't going to check their notifications? We can ignore you all we want, but you better be texting us back.
That's Not How It Works
Let's cut this guy a little bit of slack. It's nice that he went to pick these up for her and it's nice that he's asking. Don't forget some chocolate!
You Can See Where He's Coming From
His girlfriend asked him to put her fake eyelashes somewhere safe after she took them off. The only trick is remembering he put them in there and not squishing them in the meantime.
Of All The Nerve
This boyfriend likes to copy his girlfriend's outfits whenever they go out together. Yes, it's probably because she has great style, but there are going to be certain looks he probably can't pull off.
A Feast Fit For A Queen
This guy's girlfriend took her grandmother shopping, so he said that we would make her some dinner. When she came home, it was to boiled baby carrots and some sliced bread.
He Wishes
This guy is trying to charge his girlfriend a boyfriend subscription fee like he isn't one of the biggest sources of stress in her life. Now he wants money, too?
How Can He Just Leave It?
This guy's girlfriend was getting frustrated that she was always picking up after him, so she wanted to show him a lesson and stopped doing it. Well, guess what? He didn't even notice.
Can't He Read Her Mind?
She can be mad about one thing and then excited about the other. He just has to figure out when those times are and how to navigate that. It isn't that hard!
He Looks Cute
What would happen if she got home and tried on her new clothes and found out that they looked cuter on him than on her? That's just a fight waiting to happen.
The Classic Picture Dilemma
Look at the lovely picture she took of him, and the terrible, blurry picture he took of her. She's barely even in that picture! Men really need to work on their photography skills.
Poor Kitty
This person made the mistake of getting their boyfriend a label maker for Christmas. He went around labeling everything, including the poor cat. You think they don't know what they are?
It Wasn't Open For Interpretation
This couple got invited to an event and the dress code was casual. Judging by her cute shoes and jeans and his flip flops and pajama pants, they both have different ideas about what that means.
She Still Looks Great
This poor girl dressed up and was feeling really cute and when she picked up her boyfriend, he pointed out how she looks like Pinhead Larry from SpongeBob. These are the thoughts we keep to ourselves.
This Probably Works Well
He was trying to take a nap in the middle of the day but couldn't keep the sun out of his eyes. His solution? Using one of his girlfriend's bras.
He's A Monster
We all joke about it, but what would you actually do if you found out that your man is eating chocolate bars like this? It would make me trust him less.
How Very Helpful
She was on her way home and texted her boyfriend to ask him to put the spaghetti on the stove. I guess the part about putting it in boiling water wasn't as obvious as she thought.
"Yeah, I Put The Dishes Away"
Maybe we just see the world differently, and to him, this really was putting the dishes away. I don't know how, since it's not clean and not going to get clean that way, but here we are.
