Proof That Women Are The Funniest Thing About Twitter
Scrolling through your Twitter feed and reading something that makes you laugh out loud is a glorious feeling. Some of the funniest stuff on the internet comes courtesy of women and their observations about how life really is for the average person.
Thank goodness for their tweets, because if it weren't for them, people might not think that women are funny.
The Truth Needed To Come Out
It was only a matter of time until we came to this conclusion that, let's be honest, we all already knew. Now we just have proof, and honestly, I don't know if that's a good thing.
It's Important, To Be Honest
We all want to be the girl who looks beautiful when they cry, but we are all mostly the girl who looks like a pimple about to explode because we are so read in the face.
This Is Perfect
This is what we've been needing this whole time! Did you accidentally like your ex's picture? Ordered too many things while you were online shopping? Don't worry, click happens! Don't beat yourself up over it.
"I Washed My Hair For This?"
Honestly, if said event doesn't line up with my hair washing schedule, then I am probably not going to go. I use it as an excuse all the time because, honestly, people get it.
She Looks Good
This is wonderful advice, especially if it actually worked. Let's be real here. Who wouldn't want to have the lifestyle and access that being a rich white guy brings you?
It's Where The Bass Drops
When you were a kid (and even now as an adult), you knew that this was the part of the alphabet where things got real. The new version of the alphabet has robbed future generations of this!!
Smile, Girl!
It can honestly be hard to have any real concept about what you look like sometimes. The struggle with dysphoria is real. That's why we post selfies on the internet.
It's Hard These Days
All the days are blurring into one another, and it's getting exhausting. It almost makes me feel like nothing that's happening in the world is real, and that nothing is ever going to make sense again.
She Should Probably Get Off The Boat
If you're stuck anywhere with anyone who is crazy enough to have this tattoo, you should maybe think about getting out of that space. Ditch him faster than Mario ditches Yoshi when he needs to make a big jump.
It's A Balancing Act
You need a man who will understand that you need attention all the time but also don't want them to bother you all the time. It's a rare balance that not many can handle.
It's So True
I can go to a therapist for weeks and make the biggest breakthrough of my life, but nothing is going to shake me to the core as much as my daily horoscope is going to.
#MissingPangaea
Wouldn't it be sweet if we could travel anywhere for way less money than it actually costs right now? How am I supposed to be all cool and cultured if I have to stay stuck at home?
Inquiring Minds Need To Know
It's always nice to know which part of your personality is the part that pushed someone to the point of not wanting to know you anymore. That way, we can keep on developing it.
Fingers Crossed
At least during these times, there isn't as much to spend money on as there used to be. Unless you're like me and have your iced coffee delivered most mornings.
Ain't That The Truth
Math teachers and gyms teachers were always lowkey evil, and everyone knew it, even them. They did not even try to hide it. They just liked making everyone's life miserable.
Don't Tell Me What To Do
If I want a password that is borderline irresponsible, then I will have one! Who cares if it's my last name or birthday? Most people probably don't even know that anyway.
Spelling Is Hard
The spelling of certain words could bring even the strongest and most independent women down to their knees. Why do certain words have to be so hard? You know the ones I'm talking about.
You've Got To Project
If I don't put it out into the universe that I want my ex to suffer and a cutie to be into me, then how is karma going to be able to do its work?
There's A Lot Going On
One of the only great things about having someone in your life is having someone who needs to listen to you complain or talk about all the things going on in your life that normally people wouldn't care about.
Now That's Romance
No one is going to care as much as the person who works in a coffee shop that actually cares about your order. That's as pure and wholesome as you can get.
