Scare Away Your One Night Stand With This Bloody Bath Mat
Is there anything worse than thinking you're just having a casual one night stand with some fling you met at the bar, but then they just kind of... stick around? Sure, there are sometimes when we really hit it off with that dude who's just really into leg day, but we're not always looking for something longterm.
If you're finding that Brad from Econ is starting to think that this is serious, you need to send a message that this is not an invitation to a longer relationship. You need to invest in this terrifying color-changing bath mat.
Just Let Your Footprint Sit There When You Leave For The Night
There's a lot of strategy that goes into scaring them away anyone you bring back with this color-changing bath mat. The great thing is that you're hopefully taking a shower before you go out anyway, so when you come back a few hours later, these footprints should be still looking... fresh?
Match It With A Nice Curtain
Some dudes might overlook some bloody footprints, so really drive the message home with this shower curtain that should give them the chills. If your personality didn't show off how crazy you might be, make your decor speak it into existence.
Put This Up If You Want Them Out Before Anything Goes Down
If your someone who can't seem to shake these weirdos, these clown curtains are perfect, because who isn't at least a little afraid of clowns? After a quickie, bring them to your 'studying room' and watch him pack his bags.
