These Girlfriends Have Clearly Had It
We all have a breaking point. Some of us have a higher threshold for stupidity than others, but we will all crack eventually. This is especially true for people in relationships because we spend so much time with our partners. Yeah, most of the time it's great, but there are moments when you wonder why you put up with them in the first place, especially when they don't bring you home some McDonald's.
That Sends A Pretty Clear Message
We can only assume that there were many conversations about this before this cutting board was purchased. We can totally argue this as a caring gesture from a loving girlfriend to her annoying boyfriend.
Who Doesn't Want A Sundae, Though?
She did not specify which kind of snack she was going to be, so maybe he should just manage his expectations a little bit more. That would be my relationship advice.
The Poor Dog
So, this woman was asked one too many times for a picture of her in her underwear. The woman is busy, she is doing things. So, instead of a tasteful nude, he got a cute bum shot from their pup.
Gotta Love A Girl With A Sense Of Humor
Who wouldn't love getting a picture of their girl looking like a Pixar movie character? How many times do we have to say it? Stop asking us for pictures, boys! We've got better things to do.
Right To The Point
Dessert is not something to be messed around with. If you already had your half, then you leave the rest of the cake alone. You should have managed your time better.
That's Very Subtle
I guess this girl is tired of asking her man for a dog, so she's dropping hints in another way. Those are some pretty cute drawings, so one of them has to win him over, right?
That's One Way To Get Over A Breakup
This woman decided that after her divorce, she was going to keep all the pictures with her husband in them but cover his face with Leo's face, and I think we can all support that.
What A Beautiful Poem
This is better than an angry note telling him to do the vacuuming. Like, this could be way worse. Plus she said she thinks he's sexy, and that's almost guaranteed to win him over.
That Note Is To The Point
I think that we all feel this way about our leftovers. Depending on what is in that container, it might be worth getting stabbed, don't you think? Maybe there is some pasta in there.
I Wonder If This Is Going To Work
This woman is tired of her man lying in bed when there are chores to be done on a Saturday. So, what does she do? She's going to use his weakness against him.
That's What You Get For Not Being Specific
This person asked for a little something and so that is what they got, a little something. Honestly, this is almost petty because they had to go out of their way to make that small pancake.
Oh, She Sure Showed Him
Her husband asked her to wear her sexiest dress, so what did she do? She put on a dress with a bunch of construction workers on it, you know, sexy working men.
In Sickness And In Health...Right?
The right thing to do would have been to tell her that she was going to be beautiful and the love of his life no matter what, even if she doesn't have skin.
Now He Can Buy His Own Socks
This guy asked his partner to buy him a two-pack of socks and instead, she comes back with some Tupac socks. Honestly, that's wife materially right there and he better learn that.
I'm Sure That's Not What She Meant
This woman asked her man to set up an Easter egg hunt for her and this is what he did. I'm sure she didn't mean "tape a chocolate bar to the toilet seat."
What A Lovely Birthday Wish
Yes, that tends to be what happens on someone's birthday, we don't have to rub it in. Maybe this is some sick payback for something he did on her birthday.
I Think She's Asking
What a very subtle hint that she wants her husband to pick her up some snacks. Of course, she can't ask him to do it. Dropping hints is an art form and she crushed it.
That's One Way To Tell Him
You do only get one chance to let your husband know you're pregnant for the first time, so it's best not to waste it. Why not shame him at the same time?
He Made An Effort
This seems like something he should have tripled-checked before sending the flowers, but let's try and not be too harsh, because he did actually send flowers, so those should earn him some points.
The Dog Regrets Nothing
To be fair, the dog eating it saved anyone from having to clean it up, so the real hero is the dog, and he should not be shamed like this.