Things More Dramatic Than You When You Don’t Get Your Own Way
Who doesn't love a little bit of drama? We all like to claim that we hate it, but we don't. There is nothing more fun than sitting down with a coworker or friend and hearing all about some drama in someone else's life. Like, I want to know everything that's happening, but I don't want to be involved.
Then there is the kind of drama that no one has time for, like people being ridiculous or just a bit too over the top.
Relax, OK, Herbert?
Do you know how many of us live dangerously close to the edge of a cliff on the verge of falling off and just keep it to ourselves? ...Less of us than there should be, to be honest.
That's A Loaded Question
I'm sure everyone felt like they had to say yes because how are you supposed to say no to that? It's also a tricky place to be, like, how nosy is too nosy?
We've All Had Complicated Feelings For A Mannequin
We've all seen a mannequin or two in our lives that we feel we would love to know intimately, but like a normal person, we keep it to ourselves. I don't want to seem weird, you know?
He Said What He Said
How many times is your professor supposed to tell you that you can't have your phone out before you start to listen? He's trying to communicate in a way you understand.
Oh, Yes Please
Who doesn't want Jeff Goldblum hanging out in their mouth? I don't see anything about this at all that is questionable, and I think we should all just mind our own business.
The Coffee-Garlic-Sadness Combo
We all have our own things that help us take the pain away, and if this person is going to use Papa John's Garlic Sauce in their coffee, then who are we to judge?
That Dog Isn't Even Sorry
It would be one thing if the dog felt bad about it, but you can tell that they regret nothing, and they'd probably even do it again given the chance.
Anything To Get That Close Shave
There is this kind of panic that sets in when you want to shave your legs but your razor is too dull. This person wasn't just going to let it go. No, they had a sword somewhere in their house.
The Dinner We've All Been Dreaming Of
Deep down inside each and every one of us, there is the desire to destroy this, but so few of us actually have the courage to make this for ourselves. The wine glasses are a nice touch.
What Does This Mean?
I can't tell who is more dramatic: the mailman who just randomly left this bag of mail on someone's porch, or the person who thinks that it makes them the mailman now.
Girl, Who Hurt You?
There have been times in all of our lives when we wished we could have brought whiskey and chicken nuggets to class, but we didn't actually do it!! This girl is my new hero.
Friend Or Frenemy?
I appreciate the sentiment—the execution is evil and also genius—but I just can't support it. And they want us to believe that women are the overly jealous and dramatic ones.
At Least The House Will Be Clean
This person used way too much soap in the dishwasher, but I really would just love to know how much soap they put in because this is ridiculously too much. Anyone should have known that.
Someone Needs To Teach Him Some Manners
This pelican bit this lady and guess what? She was not having it, so she made sure to give that pelican a real talking-to. Did the pelican care? Probably not. They'll do it again.
Sir...What?
Why on EARTH would anyone need to have a pepper grinder that is that big? That is no reason for it. Like, do you need us to validate that you're a cool restaurant?
It Was Nice Knowing You
She went so far as to print out blown-up pictures of the conversations he was having with other people out to show him. That relationship is done. It was over the moment she fired up her printer.
No Ice Cream Is That Good
It would be devastating to lose a whole ice cream like that, but they were so reckless making that swirl so tall! What did they think was going to happen?
Maybe Laundry Is Not For You
If this person is ever told by ANYONE that they should be doing their own laundry, I hope that they bust out this picture and show them that they literally should not be.
I...I Don't Understand
Does this person really think that you need to be gay to enjoy a good sunset? What gets into these kids these days? Just read a book or go learn something.
The Most Accurate 2020 Tweet
I would not pay that much for a bag of threats when I can literally exist in the world and get them every single day for free. My anxiety makes sure of it.
