Tweets About Texting Men That Are Too Real
You've matched with someone on Tinder or you finally got ahold of your crush's number. Now what? You try and get them to chat with you, of course. It seems easy enough, but let's be honest, men are the absolute worst at texting. It just seems like they can't be bothered, or that they're blind.
Couldn't Think Of Anything Better?
Who else has felt like they were left high and dry when things were getting sexy in your texts? Do they have zero imagination, or are they just humoring us?
Anything Will Do
Has anyone else spent time trying to talk to someone through text that just gives you one-word answers and is not interesting at all? It's like pulling teeth to get them to talk.
That Will Show Him
We like to talk a big game about how we are going to treat him how he treats us, but let's be real, when the feelings have hit, there isn't anything that's stopping us from texting back.
Social Media Ghosts
There is nothing worse than trying to text someone who has ghosted you and won't answer, but knowing that they still lurk social media and watch your stories. Like, get it together!
RIP Guy
At least you will always have the group chat to remind you about how trash some guys can be, especially ones who won't ever return your messages or know how to carry on a conversation.
Grammar Is Important
Honestly, if a man can't handle your perfect grammar and punctuation skills, then he doesn't deserve you. You can only ignore the wrong "your" so many times before it's a lost cause.
What's In A Name?
I know it isn't fair to hold someone's name against them, because they didn't really choose it for themselves, but let's be honest, there are some names that we just like to avoid when we see them pop up in our notifications.
Seems Like We Are Always Waiting
There is this denial thing that happens when someone doesn't get back to you. You tell yourself they're busy or that they'll answer eventually, but how often is that actually true?
Read The Room...Or Texts
Why is it that they always try and turn up the heat on your conversation when you're in the middle of discussing something that is not sexy at all? Where was this enthusiasm before?
Is There Anything Worse?
What's worse than waiting all day to hear from someone and then, when they do get back to you, they just don't sound like they care about what you're talking about.
Always An Oppurtunist
When they want something, they will try to stick it into the conversation anywhere they can. They are nothing if not determined when it suits them, but only then. So, don't get too excited.
Be Sure About Your Emojis
Women aren't the only ones who read too much into things sometimes. You send the wrong word or emoji and they'll instantly think you're trying to take this convo a place it isn't meant to go.
The Double-Text Dare
It's always a gamble to leave it and see if your man is going to double-text you if you don't answer. We've all done it, but how many times has it actually worked out for us?
Maybe Just Leave Your Phone At Home
Ah yes, the drunk texts. We've all sent them, but some of us are more guilty than others on pulling the trigger on that vodka-fueled declaration of love. Maybe just put your phone somewhere far away from you on girls' night.
Who Needs Them Anyway?
It's time we ask ourselves if it really is worth the trouble of texting men to have the men in our lives, because sometimes I'm just not so sure that it is.
Why Not Write A Book?
Men will never respond well to you sending them a giant text with multiple well-reasoned points, so why do we keep sending them? It's a vicious cycle that will never end.
No One Who Uses It Does
Should anyone who uses the monkey emojis have rights? They're so cringey. Why do we support the men who use them after sentences that would have been better left unsaid?
Good Riddance To Him
Let's face it, if a guy can't be bothered to actually text you back, he's not going to be in the habit of combing through your punctuation for signs. That semicolon was wasted on him.
The Worst Response
Ladies, it's time we remove "K" from our vocabularies. We have to stop being petty and using it as a response, and we have to stop accepting it as one.
Feelings Are The Worst
It seems that no matter how bad your man is at texting, nothing is going to stop you from wanting to respond when they do eventually get back to you.
Are We Supposed To Be Nice?
We're always so mean to the ones that we love. If you don't gently bully me from time to time, then I am just going to assume that you're not interested.
Don't Ever Do It
If you feel like you have to ask someone if they think it's a bad idea to message the person you're thinking of messaging, then you probably shouldn't do it.
Is It Really So Hard?
Why is it that guys are always such bad texters until it's like 2 a.m. and they obviously want something from you then they're blowing up your phone asking what you're doing?
He's Really Thought It Through
Does anyone else feel like it's pulling teeth sometimes to get a guy to make plans with you, especially over text messages? It's so annoying and then they do plan something and it's dumb.
We're Waiting For The Updates
Everyone in your group chats is really looking at their phones the whole time one of them is out on a date waiting for the update that is going to come in at any moment.
Is This Truly Our Fate?
There comes a time when you have to accept that it's just going to be like this forever. You're going to be followed around the rest of your life by the Instagram ghosts of past dates.
He's Very To The Point
Look at this guy! He can't even spell out the whole words to ask this poor girl what her plans are. And is he asking to make conversation or because he wants to make plans?
There Is No Greater Frustration
It's almost more likely that you're going to have nothing but relationship problems outside of relationships than relationship problems in relationships. That's just not how people do things anymore.
They're Really All The Same
Maybe there is this thing about men and they physically can't text during the waking hours of the day because they are too busy practicing all their lies and shameful behavior.
That's Why You Ask All The Questions
This is why texting with someone is so important: so you can get all this information so you can learn about them and pick what it is that is going to be a deal-breaker.
