Tweets About The Struggle Of Mercury Being In Retrograde
What is the mercury retrograde? According to The Farmer's Almanac, it's when a planet appears to move backward in orbit as viewed from Earth. The planet doesn't actually move backward — it's just an optical illusion.
However, for those who believe in astrology, mercury retrograde is basically the end of the world at least three times a year. These people shared just how problematic Mercury retrograde is, and now I have at least three more issues in my life I didn't have before.
It's Always A Guessing Game.
People are grumpy and annoyed and withdrawn and it's hard not to take it personally. Vent to your journal about it since none of your friends want to listen right now, and try and work it out.
Leave Your Exes Alone!
One of the best and worst things about mercury retrograde? The exes that come crawling back. All it takes is one selfie or Snapchat story for them to send you that 'hey stranger' text.
Make Sure Everyone Knows What's Up.
Preparing your loved ones for all your upcoming mood swings is key. It's important they know for the next upcoming weeks your outburst isn't because you're crazy, it's because of the planets.
Most People Will Believe You.
If you have a meltdown and someone asks what's wrong with you, if you tell them it's because Mercury is in retrograde, most people will just nod their heads and leave it at that.
Go In Prepared.
In the weeks leading up to the retrograde, download your favorite shows for when all those tech problems arise (classic Mercury retrograde issue) and lay out all your crystals for protection.
Don't Be Afraid Of Hiding.
Maybe one of the best ways to avoid conflict during the Mercury retrograde is just to hide away in your room and not talk to anyone until it's all over.
You'll Be Faced With Non-Believers.
We've all met the people who say 'isn't Mercury always in retrograde?' First off, no. Secondly, maybe, because it happens three to four times a year, and the effects can last a long time. It's simple science.
Try Not To Think Too Much About It.
Are there other reasons that your life could be a mess? Yes, probably. Are they to blame for nothing going your way? Absolutely not. There is one reason, and one only. MERCURY. RETROGRADE.
It Does Crazy Things To People.
When you overreact and do something mean or terrible, blame it on the Mercury Retrograde, because, as we already discussed, it makes your mood unstable. It has nothing to do with your inability to properly process emotions.
Pay Attention To The Signs.
If the retrograde is in your sign, there is a good chance that all the regular struggles will be amplified for you. Do your research so you can decide how much to panic.
Romance? Forget it.
Mercury Retrograde is one of the worst times to embark on a new romance, and it will cause issues in existing ones. It's subtle, though, so you don't see it coming until it's blown up in your face.
Go Through The Motions.
You're going to feel a lot of things all at once. Just let is all happen and reflect on it after the retrograde is done. You might find yourself in a situation where you see things differently.
Mercury Retrograde Is A Time Of Forgetfulness.
So when you come out of the retrograde and see all the damage that is done, just pretend it doesn't exist and it might go away. Tis the season to forget the mess you've made, after all.
Always Accept Support.
Even though it's a hard time for relationships of all kinds, the people who love you still love you. Remember to embrace them as they try to understand and let them be there for you.
Fake It 'Til You Make It.
You can try and tell yourself that the retrograde isn't real and it isn't going to mess with your life. But consider this. The internal dialogue you're having with yourself about whether or not you believe is exactly what Mercury Retrograde wants.
Things Will Get Intense.
Don't be afraid to ask for alone time. You'll need your self-care routine now more than ever! Spend four nights a week at home working on your skincare routine watching Gossip Girl reruns.
Be True To You.
Remember that even though it's going to be a tough couple of weeks, you totally got this. A planet allegedly moving backward isn't going to bring you down! (She says half-believing herself)
Existing Problems?
Your problems are probably going to be amplified because everything is extra dramatic during this time. You're probably going to be overly emotional and out of touch with reality. Don't be surprised when a tiny argument turns into a full fight.
Maybe We Should Just All Take A Nap.
Astrologically speaking, during the retrograde, Mercury is in a sleeping state pretty much ignoring everything that goes on down here. So wouldn't it make sense that we maybe do the same?
Don't Do Anything.
This is some real life advice. Don't make any major moves or promises during the Mercury Retrograde because they'll never work out. It's better just to overthink all your life decisions in the meantime.
