Tweets That Are Just A Little Bit Dramatic
So often we take to the internet to let it all out. We talk about our exes and the people in our life who are snakes in the grass, but what we don't take into account is how all that all might look to someone who has no idea what's going on.
There are some things that have happened on the internet that have been super dramatic and luckily, we have the receipts to prove it.
It's A Fair Point
If you really sit down and think about it, there is a lot about the world that doesn't quite add up. But the giraffe is up there with some of the weirdest things about planet earth.
That Poor Dog
This tweet speaks to my soul because I too was young and skinny in 2012. I'm still not convinced the world didn't end then and everything that's happened since has been purgatory.
That Seems A Bit Much
Paying $40 for a haunted house is outrageous. Do you know what isn't outrageous? Taking those $40 dollars and getting pizza and wings and then Ubering home where it's quiet.
You Gotta Give A Man Some Time!
I'm no good to anyone until I've been awake for at least an hour. I need some time to eat and summon the courage to face another day. Oh, and wash my face and brush my teeth.
We'll Take Your Word For It?
The least someone could do would be to own up to the reason they don't like you. Unless, of course, that person is just the walking version of a headache and their breathing annoys you.
"Hello Darkness My Old Friend"
Finding something to watch on Netflix is a struggle. I'll be starving and make myself a meal and then spend another twenty minutes staring at the screen letting my food get cold while I try and find something to watch.
Keep Things Civil
Is it OK to talk to someone who wronged a person in your life you care about? I can't say. What I do know is that it's best to respect someone's wishes when it comes to their exes... unless it's crazy.
I Can Hear This Picture
There are two kinds of people in the world. People who sneeze and it sounds like a delicate flowering swaying in the wind, and people who sneeze and it sounds like a dying elephant.
He's Got A Point?
Having an ongoing crisis is pretty much the same as living life to the fullest, just with more anxiety. Either way, you're going to do everything you can to make sure you get what you want.
Sometimes We Just Need A Breather
We all have a friend who goes back and forth about whether or not they feel OK. They can have a two-hour meltdown and then five minutes later be fine. Chicken nuggets usually help.
Cherish Your Parents
Yes, parents are weird. They only seem to get weirder after you've moved out. It's like they hid it from you all along and you're getting to know them for the first time now that you're also an adult.
Sounds Like Something A Doughnut Would Say
We could all do well to be more like an apple cider doughnut. We don't owe the world anything, we are what we are and that's totally fine, no matter who is asking.
This Took Me A Minute To Work Through
It's like this tweet had to be as confusing as the sentiment. If someone was on the fence about this person and then came across this tweet, I think it would make up their mind for them.
Keep It In The Family
Sometimes the people who are the most petty and dramatic are the people you know better than anyone — your family. At least you'll have a lifetime of Thanksgivings and Easters to even the score.
Seems Like A Good Use Of Their Time
I'm going to tell you something. If someone has the audacity to park like a jerk, they're not going to care when you call them out on it. Doesn't matter what color your chalk is.
Sometimes You're The Problem
If it comes to a point in your life when you wonder what happened to all the people you used to be friends with, the problem might be that you're a little dramatic or maybe just bad at staying in touch.
The Water Cooler Is Gonna Be Busy
If you don't know which of your coworkers wronged you, it's best just to punish them all. No one in your life is going to be as petty with you as the people you work with.
What's Your Sign?
Anyone who makes legitimate life decisions based on their sign in a nut job. It sounds like something a Gemini would do, and they should be avoided at all costs.
Now That Is Dedication
Don't you hate it when you work really hard on something only to find that you did a bad job on it? If you're lucky, your prof might cut you some slack, or they'll be totally dramatic about it.
It's Actually Wild
I can't believe that there are people in the world who are just fine. They don't overthink anything, they can make actual decisions, and they take good care of themselves. It's all so foreign.
