Tweets From People Who Definitely Aren’t Settling For Less In Life
Your parents, or really anyone who cares about you, will tell you not to settle for things in life. You deserve all the things you want from life and then some because you work hard and you're a good person so you deserve it.
But, sometimes there are people who take that to a whole other level and end up being brats about it. These people refused to settle, but not in an inspirational way at all.
Maybe Feel The Same Way About Humans
This is true with any kind of fruit that comes in a little carton like that. For every delicious berry, there will be one or two that are mushy or covered in mold.
It's A Shame Since She's So Beautiful
You literally don't have to stand for anything you don't want to and if that means that you refuse to allow candid pictures of yourself to exist, that's your business.
No One Likes Math For Real
If you meet someone who actually enjoys sitting down to work through some delightful math problems, know that they are for sure an undercover cop and you're in trouble for something.
If It Isn't On Page One, It Probably Doesn't Exist
Imagine getting to the bottom of the Google search page and realizing that you need to click the next button? Would your body even let you do it? It seems so dirty.
You Tell Him, Honey
He doesn't need to know the truth. I mean, isn't that pretty much every man's philosophy about dating? We're just evening the playing field because we're sick of it!! The time is now, ladies.
Sounds Like She's Really Making A Name For Herself
Don't let people shame you into thinking that their version of how the world works is the right way to do things. You're in control of this and they can go and suck and egg if they don't like it.
To Be Fair, I've Never Met A Nice 16-Year-Old Boy
Nice teenagers simply don't exist. I'm not saying they're terrible because the truth is that anyone who is sixteen is kind of worst. They only care about what they've got going on.
They Can Be The Same Thing
This person is well on their way to becoming a Karen. The true test will be whether or not they brought this back to the counter and questioned the barista's life purpose.
Who Needs Someone Anyway?
There is literally nothing wrong with being single and if that's the life that you want, then that's the life you should live. Jesus did and look how things turned out for him.
It's That Easy Folks
Why is money a thing? It just seems so frustrating and annoyingly necessary. However, I'm not good enough at anything to trade for goods and services, so here we are.
Things Got Dark
Sir, are you OK? This sounds like you need some ice cream and a hug and maybe a nice long chat with a therapist about why things are going to be OK.
The Weekends Are For Doing Nothing
Remember when you were young and had hope that good things were going to happen to you in life? Yeah, that's pretty fleeting. Before you know it you'd sooner die than leave home between Friday night and Monday morning.
What's More Important Here Lady?
You know what? At this point, just let her mouth burn. You did what you could and she refused your help. She's going to be just fine on her own.
Literally Scared To Death
$40 seems like a lot of money to pay for anything that isn't like movie theater popcorn or my monthly gym membership that I don't use. Not a haunted house.
Neighbors Are Honestly The Worst
They always do things like try and be your friend or play music way too loud and fight with their partner at all hours in the morning because at least they have a better chance at pretending to be happy than you.
Not Speaking To Anyone Is Glorious
How do people do it? How do people come home to someone they love and tell them all about their day after it just happened? This is why pets are preferable to men.
Yeah, Does Anyone Even Call Them?
Maybe it's just a test to see if you could actually come up with three people who you think would speak highly of you. Maybe if you can do that, that's proof enough.
What Would You Do With A Billion Dollars?
I want to believe that I would do something nice like help my friends follow their dreams, but the truth is that I would probably just go somewhere far away from humans and bring pets.
What Other Options Do We Have?
For the next 40 days and 40 nights, if anyone asks her to do something, she has the religious right to say no. Do you think her work will accept that as a time off request?
The Gym Is A Scam
You know why? Because you have to go to the gym AND eat healthy. I'm not doing both. Especially if it means giving up things like cheese and eating takeout all weekend.
