Tweets That Prove How Insanely Immature Husbands Can Get
Who is more immature, the husband or the wife? Of course, it depends on the relationship dynamics, but generally speaking, who would you pick? If you chose the husband, then we've got tons of evidence to support your choice.
These tweets from husbands perfectly sum up how immature they can get with their wives. It's a miracle some of these couples are still together!
You're Out Of Oven, You Say?
We think it would be pretty tough to run out of the oven. Unless yours blew up or something like that, then this guy should know he has an oven. Hopefully, the wife laughed.
Different Measurements For Everything
This is an excellent way to measure the length of a marriage. Getting married and becoming comfortable with your spouse isn't anything new, so expect to put on some weight or become fitness-oriented. Seldom is there an in-between.
What A Stingy Husband
Sharing pizza is a tough thing to do, no matter how many slices you have left. What if that slice had the cheese just the way you like it, but you won't ever know because you shared it?
Don't Mess With His Snack
Exact serving sizes don't come often. You either get too much or not enough and end up a little disgruntled over the whole thing. This man knew what he had.
What's Wrong With The Bottom Bunk?
Some find that the bottom bunk is the best of the two. You don't have to climb anything to get to your spot and it's closer to the floor in case you fall.
Show Some Assertiveness Next Time
When nights like this happen, someone has to step up or else nothing will get accomplished. He posted this because it takes place often, but here he is, letting it go on again.
Someone Has A Secret Penguin!
If the wife knew her husband had a penguin, she wouldn't question where the ice is. We only want to know how this man continues to play with the penguin without her noticing.
Give Them A Try More Often
Hey, some of those Target coupons really do save you a couple of bucks if you use them right. She only wants to know if you save money when you shop or not.
Great Way To Start It Off
Greeting a wife with joy and happiness is always a safe thing to do. It might help lessen your consequences if you forgot to do the things she asked you to while she was away.
How Much Do You Love Ice Cream?
If you're someone who loves ice cream more than others, this could be a problem for you. All we can say is that you'll have to become a generous person.
This Guy Should Write A Script
We give this one a 10 for being hilarious. The moment she processes that that's why you woke her up is when she makes a mental note for another reason she should strangle you.
Sounds Like A Trip To The Dentist
As fun as fitting 45 gummy bears into your mouth sounds, we don't want to deal with the dentist after that. This man is a lot bolder than many others, or he doesn't know any better.
A Great Prank To Play
Your wife might hate you if you try this, but it would be worth it. Imagine the look on her face when everyone around starts clapping and staring at her.
She Knows Him Too Well
How many mugs did he leave out there? If it's over 15, then that's impressive. This is the epitome of a goofy husband who still has some growing up to do.
The Dog Loves The Pants
We don't need confirmation, but we know the dog loves the pants. A dog in pants is a happy dog. The next time you see one, notice how delighted it looks.
He Doesn't Do It On Porpoise!
We've got to admit, it would be pretty funny living with someone that made words from animal names. That's a rare form of immaturity that you don't come across often, so cherish it.
It Doesn't Matter Where He Goes...
She wasn't going to let him get out of this one. It didn't matter if he was in Alaska, she might've wanted him to get salmon. She gets extra points for this.
This Is An Extreme Lesson
We know that communication helps make things run smoothly, but did he have to take it this far? We don't know, but it's still pretty funny if you ask us.
You Probably Don't Believe Her
If she has to "prove" something to you, then chances are you don't believe her word. Denying that you snore at night is a completely different conversation you two need to have.
