Tweets That Speak The Truths We’ve Been Too Afraid To Say
Social media is a blessing and a curse. One on hand, it's a platform for you to stalk exes and reinforce your poor body image. But, on the other hand, it's a great place to go and let all your feelings out into the world.
Twitter, in particular, is a great place to speak your truth. Most often, these are truths we need to hear.
We All Wish It
Garlic is one of the few things in the world that makes everyone come together and feel like life is going to be alright. Two cloves of garlic in the recipe? Make that 15, at least.
A Sacrifice We've All Asked Of Our Computer
Sometimes we need our phones charged more than we need our computers charged. Do we know what's happening? Yeah, we do. Do we acknowledge it? No, not ever. We need to sweep it under the rug.
What Are You Hiding, Huh?
So let me get this straight: it's good enough for all of us to follow you and make you Instagram-cool, but you can't follow any of us back because we aren't cool enough? Please.
Let Me Keep My Weak Password
If we decided to use those strong passwords that they keep suggesting instead of the same password for everything since we were 13, then how are we supposed to remember it?
Does Anyone Like Dishes?
Honestly, this is not the time in life to live in a house that doesn't have a dishwasher. Having to clean up after yourself after every single quarantine snack could turn anyone evil.
Did We Really Do This To Him?
What is the matter with people? Why can't we just let people enjoy things? This is the dark side of the internet, the collective bullying of people we don't even know who are not problematic at all.
All This Time...
We knew that one day My Chemical Romance would reunite and all would be well in the world again, at least for those of us who used to be emo kids. We didn't know it went this deep, though.
Who Else Has Felt This?
Maybe it's simply because I don't know for sure exactly what mood I want to present to the world yet. The mood isn't one thing, it's all-encompassing and it's supposed to be off-putting.
Sure, It Tells You Now
Honestly, it's so dumb that they wait until the last minute to tell you after you're already in your feelings about it. Right when you start to love and accept the abyss for what it is, it pulls this.
This Is Not The Badass I Wanted To Be
It sucks that this whole self-isolation thing, while important, has really done a lot of damage to our collective street cred. Let's hope we are able to earn some of it back.
That Would Be Great
Let's take it one step further. If we are are going to go for baby carrots that aren't soaking wet, let's go for ones that don't also sometimes have that weird chemical aftertaste.
It Is Certainly A Twist
The worst part about that song is singing it as a kid in school and not understanding that the lyrics of this song are going to haunt us for the rest of our lives.
Honestly, It's Still Delicious
The thing about pasta is that no matter what form it comes in, it's usually delicious and it's full of cheese, and those are two things you can't really mess up.
Wouldn't That Be Nice?
I'm sure we know a lot of people who think that it's OK for them to swim around and look pretty and be dumb, but that doesn't mean they're going to actually get through life that way.
What Does It Mean To Not Be Stressed?
Once you turn, like, 18 years old and move away from childhood and into "adulthood," you begin to forget what it was like to not live with constant anxiety and fear about the outcome of your life.
OK, Finally, Someone Said It
I don't know about you, but when I lived at home, if I tried doing any of these cool Instagram or Tik Toks, I would have been dragged by my family and would have never heard the end of it.
The Truth Comes Out
No one who has eaten Frosted Flakes has sat back and thought, "You know what? Yeah, these are great." Because they're not...they're truthfully just OK. It's time we get real about it.
Who Needs Friends, Anyway?
It always seems to work out that the more you feel comfortable in your own skin and start allowing people to see the real you, the less people you have to share it with.
Bark Bark...OK Boomer
It's time to face the facts. If you have an old pet, that pet is a boomer. But our pets are always more inclined to see our side of things than our parents, so let's try and cut them some slack.
50 Shades of Criminal Minds
Okay this person has a point. Would the main character be as adored if he wasn't a billionaire? Probably not. He's kinda stalkerish.
Grade School Was Another Life
Do you ever stop and think about the beginning of your life and feel like it's almost not real because of how ridiculous it was? I mean, what even was grade school?
