Women Who Deserve The Nobel Prize In…Something
Women are incredible. We're so smart, versatile, and have a special kind of emotional intelligence. That all being true, as amazing as women are, there are times when even they make mistakes...or really off-hand genius decisions.
It's amazing how often those things overlap. It's just another great talent of women...being genius and a little bit nuts.
The Winner In "Putting Too Much Trust In Animals"
Look, animals are great, and I will always be the first to sing their praises.
That being said, I'm not sure that I would trust my face in front of a goat.
The Winner In "Failed Attempt To Flirt"
This one really isn't on her because he seems to be the clueless one. That or, according to any man, I'm sure, they'd say she wasn't forthcoming enough.
Because she could have been any more clear.
The Winner In "Absent-Minded Mistakes"
The "putting a pen in your hair" look is so '90s, so maybe she also wins in outdated fashion and hair ties. It's a double whammy for this woman.
She should be proud.
The Winner In "Terrible Tan Lines"
When you see an opportunity to lie down in the sun and enjoy yourself, you tend to just go for it without thinking about it too much.
That's a great way to end up with bad tan lines, though.
The Winner In "Unnecessary Guilt Trips"
Look, people break up, OK? And sometimes they break up on Thanksgiving weekend and that blows.
That doesn't mean you can text your ex every Thanksgiving for a decade and remind him of it!
The Winner In "Putting Up With Crazies"
I can imagine that being a server means you meet and have to put up with some really crazy people who love to get mad and not tip for no reason.
You meet some really classy people.
The Winner In "When Doing The Right Thing Goes Wrong"
She did the right thing, right? She had a little too much to drink when she was downtown, so she left her car to get it later.
Now she's hungover and embarrassed, and there's a whole farmers market around her car.
The Winner In "What Was She Thinking?"
I get it, OK? Every once in a while, you come across an idea that seems absolutely insane, but you kind of want to try it anyway.
This woman went for it, and here we are.
The Winner In "I Can't Believe She Got Away With That"
A lot of festivals either charge way too much for alcohol or they don't allow it all, so this makes a lot of sense.
Honestly, it's super shocking that she was able to get away with it.
The Winner In "Seems Like An Avoidable Mistake"
She was taking too many cute selfies to realize that she was actually in the men's bathroom, not the women's.
You would think that there are some pretty big differences between the two, but here we are.
The Winner In "Backhanded Compliments"
Why do some women do this? L
Like, do you need to compliment and insult me at the same time to make yourself feel better about the fact that you feel insecure?
The Winner In "Online Shopping Fails"
Remember, kids, always read the dimensions of things and reviews before you order something online.
Here's a bonus tip: if the price seems too good to be true, it likely is.
The Winner In "Too Much Oversleeping"
Sleeping in is great, and it's awesome when you can do it, but it's like the most stressful thing when you end up bringing a cutting board to class instead of your computer.
How is she going to take notes now?
The Winner In "Creative Ways To Cheat"
I never understood the long nails trend, but now I really get it, especially among students.
The only trick will be figuring out a way to look under your nails like that without making it obvious.
The Winner In "Was The Picture Worth It?"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that yes, the picture was worth it.
Like, was it the photo she wanted? No. But is it one that got pretty famous over Twitter? Yes.
The Winner In "Bad Life Decisions"
How many of us have sat inside a child's swing as a child?
Not many of us, right? Know why? Because we know that we aren't children anymore and that we'd get stuck in those swings.
The Winner In "Crying At All The Wrong Times"
Crying can be very cathartic, and we should all do it sometimes.
However, "right after you get a spray tan" isn't the right time to have a good cry in the car.
The Winner In "That Will Show Him"
If you're sick of someone asking you for nudes, then this is actually a really great solution.
Plus, it really does highlight that beautiful lingerie she probably spent a pretty penny on.
The Winner In "That's Not How It Works"
The oil in your car is not the same as the oil you use to cook food in, no matter what the internet or your inner monologue may tell you.
Just google it next time.
The Winner In "Is It Really Worth It?"
This woman is trying to get her zero-waste life on, so she's using pasta water to make coffee.
The craziest part about this is that she has pasta for breakfast.
The Winner In "That's A Stretch But OK"
There is a massive leap between running out of razors and then deciding you're going to use a sword.
It will be pretty impressive if she can keep a steady enough hand not to knick herself.
The Winner In "You Probably Shouldn't Eat That"
I'm not sure that I know what this is supposed to be...it looks like some meat dish?
It is worrisome that she can cook this, put it on a plate and think, "yeah, I want to eat this."
The Winner In "Girl, You Need Better Friends"
There are two nominees here. The first is the girl who received this DM calling her ugly. She's undoubtedly the winner of you need different friends.
The second prize goes to the girl who sent the message. She'll be awarded the "come on, seriously?" award.
The Winner In "That's How It's Done"
It would be amazing if this girl could teach us her ways. How do you get someone to send you $1000 to leave them alone?
Most of us love money and hate socializing with other people.
The Winner In "Well, That's Embarrassing"
How hard would it have been to make sure that you were calling your project partner by their actual name?
In her defense, maybe he just never corrected her until now.
The Winner In "That Might Be An Overshare"
Twitter is the best place to go and tell everyone about your feelings. It's turned into a modern-day confessional.
However, do you really want to be someone who is going to contribute to that noise?
The Winner In "That's Unnecessarily Harsh"
We know by now that mothers-in-law are not to be messed with. They take such cheap shots.
Did a stranger who ordered something from you on Etsy really need to know you feel this way? No, she didn't.
The Winner In "Be More Aware Of Your Surroundings"
Should we feel like we can talk to our girlfriends about farts? Yes.
Should you be doing it, so the guy behind you is totally freaked out? Yes, but also maybe no.
The Winner In "There Are Better Ways To Handle Your Stress"
Imagine being so frustrated that you print out pictures of a celebrity you don't like, and you start chewing on that picture?
There have to be better, healthier ways for them to deal with that kind of stress.
The Winner In "That Wasn't Meant To Be Inspirational"
On the one hand, I like that she's looking for positive messages in places you might not usually find them.
On the other hand, Taco Bell doesn't care about whether or not you try.
