Times Things Didn’t Really Go As Planned
In life, there are going to be moments that work out well and then there are going to be moments that don't work out so well. Unfortunately, those moments that work out the best seem to be the ones that are easily forgotten, and we quickly become the sum total of all our mistakes.
That's really bleak, but that's about where I'm at right now. Do you know what I mean?
How Very Generous Of Them
Having snacks provided to you while you are working is such a nice gesture.
It would be even nicer if it was an actual snack and not just a banana.
It Looks Worse Than It Is
We have all brought snacks to bed that we should not have brought to bed, and it always results in a disaster.
Luckily for us, not many of them have made it look like we have baby poop on us.
Vacation Memories At Their Finest
This person drove all the way to Mount Rushmore and was excited to see the mountain, but when they drove up, they just saw a huge patch of fog.
At least it will be a trip they never forget.
That Puppy Looks So Sad
How come little kids are so mean!
That poor puppy doesn't look anything like a little piggy, and that dog now is going to be thinking about that for the rest of the week at least.
No Wonder It's On Sale
It always makes me laugh when we see signs like this.
It probably seemed like such a good idea at the time but then ended up terrible in actual practice.
We've All Been Here
There is nothing like trying to get into the mood to clean and just not be feeling it at all.
You somehow end up making a bigger mess than you had originally started with.
She Has Just Given Up
That is the look of a woman who has given up on her pasta sauce, she's given up on her cat being respectful.
She longer wants anything to do with cooking.
Because That Baby Totally Dressed Themselves
I get that she's trying to be cute and everything, but no one in the world is going to look at that and think that it's unintentional because it's a baby!!
They don't pick their outfits.
Way To Give Your Mom A Heart Attack
When Mom told her kids that they can get all dressed up and decorate for Halloween, she didn't think that they were going to go so far as to make a body out of garbage bags.
How did they know to do that?
Isn't That Typical
This person, foolishly, decided that they were going to do an update on their computer right before they were going to give a presentation.
There is no way it's going to stop updating.
Cooking Is Hard, OK?
This person posted on social media talking about how proud they were of themselves for finally getting into cooking.
Thankfully, Twitter told them all about the sticker still on their pepper.
Not The Look They Were Going For
I'm sure when they put this sticker on their truck, they didn't think that they were going to be giving people questions about tuna and being ashamed of it.
It backfired a bit.
Are Bunnies And Cats The Same?
This is such a cat move, you don't expect this from your other pets.
But look at this little jerk sleeping in a dustpan when they have a perfectly nice bed bought for them.
How Does Something Like This Even Happen?
How did the people who work at this company look at those delivery instructions and think "Wow, what a nice sentiment" and carve it onto the glass?
Think it through.
It Just Happens Like That Sometimes
We've all had terrible dates in our lives, and it's honestly gotten to the point where we should maybe stop expecting them to go well.
We just end up being disappointed.
She Is Technically Correct
Mom asked her to bring a tiny tissue and she did what she was told.
It isn't her fault that Mom didn't say a whole tissue...it will just be a learning experience.
Never Trust A Monkey
You might think that taking a selfie with a monkey is a cute and fun idea, but it never is.
They're sneaky and you'll think they're going to behave, but they will always start pulling hair.
That's Probably Not How She Wanted Them To Find Out
She didn't want to introduce someone to her whole family who she had only been on a few dates with. I get that.
But maybe they shouldn't have gone to a basketball game then!
It's Not Worth The Selfie
Have people not had the internet long enough now to know this?
If you hold out pictures of your food to take a picture, a seagull is going to swoop in and steal it.
That's The Understatement Of The Year
Those planners shouldn't just be put on clearance, they should be rounded up and burned.
2020 was not the best year ever, and it was never going to be.
Not The Sandwhich!
How sad would you be to drop a sandwich that big and then have to shame-eat it off the ground?
You can't just leave it there, no matter what they say about the five-second rule.
What On Earth Is This?
This is what happens when you put out a pumpkin under the table and then forget about it for a couple of weeks.
It just turns into a scary little troll.
Leave It To The Husband To Mess It Up
Why do so many people in the world think that dish soap and dish detergent are the same thing?
You're just asking for your kitchen to be covered in bubbles.
Are They Asking A Question?
Even if they aren't asking a question or having a weird little poem on their sign, it's not clear what this even means!
Do you have these things? Are they on sale?
Candles And Electronics Don't Mix
Don't ever leave a candle anywhere near your electronics. It is going to ruin them.
You'll burn a hole in it or you'll end up with wax everywhere, and there is no coming back from that.
Still A Cute Kitty
Of all the panorama fails that we've seen, this is not the worst, it is actually one of the cutest.
But you still don't want to put it up on your social media and hope that no one notices.
Well, There It Is
People always say that they want more honesty in relationships, and Heather is being just about as honest as any of us can even bear.
Good for her for putting it all out there like that.
Now That's Bad Luck
Next time you think you're having a bad day, remember that this person called a tow truck that had to end up calling a tow truck.
Because that's just how life was that day.
It Was A Great Effort
So your sub gets stuck. Don't worry, don't panic. Just buy that drink you were thinking about getting to knock it down. That will totally work, right? WRONG!
You just end up with two stuck snacks.
Kids Say The Weirdest Things
You expect kids to have some strange things to say, but you don't ever expect them to think that your bones are their favorite part of you...unless you do?
Then more questions need to be asked.
That's Obviously Not OK
I would throw the whole meal out. I know that seems a bit over-dramatic, but in this day and age?
I'm not risking anyone's germs, and you'd better believe someone is going to hear about it.
The International House Of Confusion
![Tweet: Bro I get the same thing from Waffle House every time and my total still never come out the same [pictured: three bills with different totals]](https://www.thisiswhyimsingle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/waffle-house-bill-39586.jpg?width=480 "waffle house bill")
Maybe the price of the waffle depends on what Waffle House has going on that day.
If the waffles are especially good that day, they'll make them more, and less when they're not so hot.
Only A Brother Could Pull This Off
![Tweet: This year's Christmas gift from my brother [Pictured: a big box with a picture of SpongeBob at the bottom with the words 'imagination' over his head]](https://www.thisiswhyimsingle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Christmas-imagination-80674.jpg?width=480 "Christmas imagination")
How excited would you be if you got a box that big? You would think, "Sweet, I hit the jackpot," but guess what? Nope.
It's just a big ol' prank pulled by your brother.
Is This Person A Monster?
When you eat a meal from a take-out container like this, you mix it all up and then cut up the chicken a bit, you know?
But this, this is something else. They would have had to eat it cold to do this??
A Real Attempt Was Made
It's nice, at least, that this beauty blogger looked at her comments and tried to give the people what they wanted!
It just didn't come in the form that they thought.
That's One Long Sausage
When you order a sausage at a baseball game, you think that it's going to come in a matching bun, but not at this ballpark.
They want you to struggle it eat this bad boy.
This Conversation Hurt To Read
I can tell you right now that any kind of relationship that these two were going to have is just never going to happen now.
They're too different. Cars and Cars are not the same.
Not Such A Happy Birthday After All
This is what happens when kids are, like, 13-years-old and don't really know how to accept compliments or be emotional or care about anything, not even their own birthday.
Maybe next year will be better.
Where Is The Rest Of It?
Do you have to buy both pieces and assemble them like you do some kind of Apple product?
Like, why would anyone wear this? It covers up the most useless parts.
I Already Am, CVS
This sign looks incredibly ominous.
I think that there are a lot of us in the world who looked at this sign and thought, "I already am having a something, CVS."
